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OUR XMAS CONCERT AND PARTY WERE AMAZING!
At one point we had over 70 members in the Concert room, PCO has some

PCO will be holding A PCO SPADES XMAS PARTY WED DEC 23, at 8pm , spades lobby

PARADISE CHAT IS HAVING ITS 4th YEAR ANNIVERSARY ON DEC 27th! CONGRATS TO PCO!!
ANOTHER WONDERFUL YEAR!
PARTY TO BE ANNOUNCED!!

We have the best Hosts and Helpers, thank you for a wonderful year of fun filled events!!

Again with this NL!!, Blame Carrie she used to do this, I hear she might be coming home to PCO SOON!
Wouldnt that be a nice surprise!

Please always check the event calander, we keep changing and adding new things!

Our forums have great information on them Please register on the forums and keep up
to date on happenings within PCO :)

FUNNY CHAT AND BLOOPERS SAID DURING EVENTS AND LOBBY CHATS!
SOME MIGHT BE ADULT CONTENT, But its all for FUN!!
I am gonna use a saying from roy............. " JUST SAYING!!" LOL

PARADISE_KARMA: i may be ugly but im stil cute

Neanderthal: it's not hard

MLmysterylady: i'm sorry

MLmysterylady: kixs dawn in her royal hiney ( IS THIS ALLOWED))

Poetry_inMotion: karma's penis is till on the screen!

PARADISE_DAWN: i turned 49 this week
and proud of it :) means I had more sex than U all!!

Devine-Madness: ive been collecting Heads pics for 8 years lol

Alias-2005: didn't know i was supposed to come

Babygrl27: imma lay dawn in a few mins lmao ;)

Jason: Kal, want me?

dreamcickle01: ....
Jason: good and u
dreamcickle01: ...
PARADISE_TIGER: •••
PARADISE_ITTY: how u get big balls
Jason: Tigers spotting up the joint again
PARADISE_TIGER: :X
PARADISE_ITTY: mine are small
dreamcickle01: o_0
PARADISE_ITTY: .....
dreamcickle01: oooh my gawd!
PARADISE_ITTY: wut
PARADISE_ITTY: oh hush jessi
PARADISE_TIGER: she's your mother jess

ScareCrow: 6 years is a lot of extra sex Charlie
Charlie: no wonder my back hurts donnie
dreamcickle01: lol

Alias-2005: keep yer hands to yerslef

MLmysterylady: i touch myself

PARADISE_TITON: we have few fuk moember inclunding me

PARADISE_DAWN: i wanna reach thru monitor and pull his arrow for him

Alias-2005: i've rubbed off on ml

Alias-2005: i got off!!!!!!!!

Mikala: Keep licking wrong button

Brattitude: green eyes and ham
leezard: green eggs n sperm
leezard: spam

crystalbutterfy: wuld youlike a taster in mb

DJ_Dragon: women when they become moms they get super powers
DJ_Dragon: i mean lets look at this they get super hearing with a mere kiss they can cure pain and they can see from the back of thier
heads not to mention they can see thru walls they have great cureitive powers

PARADISE_KATDID: going to do a check dick. and see if that will help.

Brattitude: who's got time to drool when your stuffin em in your mouth????

dreamcickle01: take some of connies draws off the u would have room yanno

Devine-Madness: ohhhhhhh i missed the hard ones

Giggles4_U: I screwed the nuts to tight

Giggles4_U: I am a woman how tight can I screw them anyways??

Hot480volts: get me free

FreeSpirit: lmso i aint been good for ten years

ittybitty: go into Itty at bottom
ittybitty: i was crackin nuts sorry

Hot480volts: was gonna toss two fightingh cats under ur skirt
FreeSpirit: lmao
FreeSpirit: then there would be threeeeeee

Neanderthal: ty *doing a hair flip*

PARADISE_DAWN: sanfrnacisos

PARADISE_ITTY: i keep mine off

dreamcickle01: who is boing baccy?

PARADISE_ITTY: goes down

BaccyDemon: HarleyRJ: sexlites {------------- less
fattening than regular sex?

strawberrywine: dont be bopping me with it

KingOfMyPC58: MOUSEY ;PEEVED AT ME I TOOK HERE WHEEL AWAY, AND NOW SHES MAD AT ME

Poetry_inMotion: * turns on the disco ball for all your lobby enjoyment :)*
Lasso: American Music Awards tonite
iffy: hahah Poe
Dumproad: yupyup
Poetry_inMotion: iffin you don't dance
pebblesbaby1982: we have a disco ball?
Poetry_inMotion: lookin at the ball long enough makes ya feel like you are dancin*
Poetry_inMotion: well it does me that way
Poetry_inMotion: dunno about anyone else
iffy: lol
Jason: *Rewired the disco ball to where when its turned on the sprinkler system comes on instead*
Poetry_inMotion: makes me feel like I am movin
Poetry_inMotion: ROFL JASON
PARADISE_TIGER: hi poe, hi iffy
Poetry_inMotion: that explains why I get wet when it's on?
Poetry_inMotion: ROFL
pebblesbaby1982: lmao
Lasso: oh lordy
iffy: hi Tiger
Poetry_inMotion: HE SAID IT!

Giggles4_U: PARADISE_DAWN: rips giggles cherries off {----- how rude of Dawn to be messing with my cherry!
Alias-2005: ML likes it giant
Giggles4_U: :X

BaccyDemon: dreamcickle01: i swear flipflops

ittybitty: my thingy never works

PARADISE_ITTY: we in music box come loin us

ittybitty: UGH THEY BEST BE FOXING ME TOMORROW

PARADISE_DAWN: i get so few lines in my life

Suddenly_Susan: have a moist wonderful nite roy

Suddenly_Susan: most
Suddenly_Susan: oops

cbuffalo: i saw him on the view today
PARADISE_DAWN: myspacebarisstuckwithchoccarmel
PARADISE_DAWN: omghelp
cbuffalo: he looks different too
MLmysterylady: lmaooo dawn
PARADISE_DAWN: howdoifixthis
INNOCENT_HEART: hugs mandie
PARADISE_DAWN: notfunny!!
Alias-2005: ty for saving me charlie!
Kalani: dawn?
Charlie: hahaha dawn
PARADISE_DAWN: whatihavenospcaces
zman1891: dishwasher
Kalani: do you have a business card on yoru desk?

dreamcickle01: charlie this u singing?
dreamcickle01: o_0
PARADISE_DAWN: iusedpencilandnowitsallunderit
Charlie: yes dream
Kalani: use that to slide under the space bar to clear it out
dreamcickle01: hehhee j/kin
Charlie: nd i have a bridge to sell
PARADISE_DAWN: lollolllllllllll
zman1891: then while it is washing............ go to office depot and buy a new one, you gonna need it
pebblesbaby1982: i have a ? 4 the room
dreamcickle01: lol
MLmysterylady: dawn lol
PARADISE_DAWN: okbrblietmetrythis
dreamcickle01: hb dawn
MLmysterylady: lmaoooooo zed

ittybitty: now i do need to ho

ittybitty:give me a sex
PARADISE_ITTY: did i do everybody

ittybitty: i warped spongebob

strawberrywine: i got something stuck

dreamcickle01: it should karen who else....lol no1 here evil then me here
strawberrywine: that means shes more evil then i am
dreamcickle01: WUT...........I SISNT DO IT
dreamcickle01: did*
dreamcickle01: im more like in the evil part
dreamcickle01: i always behave....evil like.....hahahahaha

dreamcickle01: im losted......n confused now....
dreamcickle01: {-----not crazy just loonie
dreamcickle01: no..i need a slapin

dreamcickle01: i swear flipflops

ittybitty: my thingy never works

PARADISE_ITTY: we in music box come loin us

ittybitty: UGH THEY BEST BE FOXING ME TOMORROW

PARADISE_DAWN: i havnt been born yet

Bronxie: I don't appreciate your dog eating my bush

PARADISE_KATDID: I don't like any hoard rock
PARADISE_KARMA: hoard rock that when 50,000 gitarists turn up?

PARADISE_ITTY: hiya opmmy , toger

cbuffalo: playing with the knobs n buttons

PARADISE_ITTY: karma when u give out smooches we all go down

ittybitty: ugh droppin my meat

dreamcickle01: mom said the cat was battin her thingy last in the
bedroom

ittybitty: hold sex

FreeSpirit: lmao now i have to learn how to practice safe sex

dreamcickle01: PARADISE_TUGER

CheetaMaster: im her

INNOCENT_HEART: i get durty with peanutbetter lol

Poetry_inMotion: that explains why I get wet when it's on?

SassyKat: I put eyes on to hard boil and forgot them...they all blew up.

PARADISE_DAWN: when I see ya PM i would just Oink

PARADISE_ITTY: my clothes falls off walkin thru the house

FreeSpirit: i already done americans with spotted dick

INNOCENT_HEART: i do crazy if my computer was dawn lol

PARADISE_ITTY: Haoot thanskgibing to u aswell jarley

Poetry_inMotion: Pilgrims shoulda cooked DAWN
PARADISE_ITTY: im being have my self

PARADISE_ITTY: bad itty

PARADISE_TITON: we have few fuk moember inclunding me

sunkist: sub is good too

Poetry_inMotion: * gets out apple juice, stis in some Barley...... stirs it up... hands Karma a good heathy drink*

PARADISE_ITTY: karen does me like that all the time

PARADISE_KARMA: we waching dream did a hole shes good at it to

PARADISE_ITTY: blowing always gets me in to trouble

dreamcickle01: hotdogs...n tatertoss

PARADISE_KARMA: did you try the hard dragon?

Poetry_inMotion: fingers in wrong place

Giggles4_U: I am sucking bad right now!

Babygrl27: you cant beat me in bed dragon

PARADISE_WONDER: ___________________ ML Touches herself

PARADISE_DAWN: hahahha
Dizzy: That's Purdue, Dragon
PARADISE_DAWN: Thanksgiving Day is celebrated on the second _________in October in Canada.
MLmysterylady: thursday
cbuffalo: monday
MLmysterylady: oh monday
CJ-WV: Sunday
annabananafefif: 26
Charlie: hahahaha
hugablebear: friday
PARADISE_DAWN: lol ML!!
PARADISE_TIGER: tuesday
Charlie: _________CB
DJ_Dragon: 12th
BaccyDemon: lol
PARADISE_DAWN: omg ml got that wrong lol
cbuffalo: heheee
MLmysterylady: omg I didnt rewad end of question

PARADISE_DAWN: i turned 49 this week
and proud of it :) means I had more sex than U all!!

Didntdoit: at 1 am anything past the G is a bonus

ScareCrow: 6 years is a lot of extra sex Charlie

Charlie: no wonder my back hurts donnie

HarleyRJ: yes an hold it hard

PARADISE_DAWN: and now its stuck in keyboard

Charlie: your supposed to eat it

ittybitty: night kal hugss sleep weet

PARADISE_DAWN: we ate mom and heading back to dormlol

ittybitty: i prefer no clothes

ittybitty: ustill sticky dawn
OopsDidIDoDat: wil be later lol

dreamcickle01: not pickin on charlie nomore
dreamcickle01: gonna begood now on =)~

PCO_SANTA: i come in flavors lol

Giggles4_U: ok Karma is kinky can I have him under
my tree for
christmas?
ScareCrow: Wiggles u cant eat my son lol

JaniceKay: SHITE

HarleyRJ: wooooooooooooo Baby Blow baby blow
ittybitty: u couldnt survive with one of my blows

Giggles4_U: i love this dong!!!

Giggles4_U: I open my thingy and it squirted all over my keyboard
was wiping it

dreamcickle01: gawd did i bott

ittybitty: gives baccy a f

Giggles4_U: thats ok I will pee on Baccy
Giggles4_U: Baccy makes my nips get hard but shhhhhhhhhhh

ittybitty: virgin my ass
ittybitty: kisses baccys balls for food luck

ittybitty: i lke streaking

Poetry_inMotion: ACK heart showed her hole too!

PARADISE_KARMA: depends on whos licking poe

JOKES

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor" Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell."

"MY dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what problem is?"

"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up."

I was cutting hair one day when a guy comes into my shop with a bandage around his neck. I put him in the chair and asked what happened.

In a low raspy voice he said " yesterday I was playing golf with my mother in law. On the second hold she sliced her ball way over into a cow-pasture. She REALLY hates to loose a ball so we looked, and we looked, and we looked. There was no ball in sight. Just an old ugly cow.

She screamed " I'm not leaving till I find that ball".

After another useless search I passed by the cow and decided "what the hell" so I lifted the cows tail and sure enough there was a ball stuck there. I called my mother in law over and said " does this look like yours" and she hit me in the throat with a 7 iron.....

One day a man was takin' a whiz in a public bathroom, and a midget walked in. Then the midget set up a ladder.
By this time the man was interested.

When the man looks down he notices the midget staring at his balls. The midget finally said," Excuse me sir, But I really admire
your balls, can I touch em'?"

The man both bewildered and flattered answered, "why not?"

So the midget reached over and grabbed his balls and said," Give me your wallet or I'll jump."

One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl which he did not know. The old man began to put on his condom when the young girl asked him why is he putting one on.

She said "you don't have to worry about getting me pregnant because you are too old and you don't have to worry about catching anything because you are going to die pretty soon anyway".

The old man continued to put on his condom he then looked up at the girl and said, "young girl the reason I am putting on this condom isn't because I am afraid of getting you pregnant or catching anything. I just like the scent of burning rubber."