May 2012 Edition
Happy Mothers Day to all the Mothers and Mothers to be coming up.
Happy Birthday to all of those having Birthdays in May
If you are interested in holding a concert, please e-mail ehcaptains@pco-inc.net and we will put you in touch with the concert coordinator to book a Friday Night Concert in the Broken Spoke Ballroom.
If you are interested in hosting events or becoming a Paradise Helper, Please email ehcaptains@pco-inc.net and we will contact you as soon as we can.
As many of you know by now, PCO Has made several changes to the site.
PCO Events are no longer being held in the General Chat Lobby. PCO Events are being held in the Paradise Events Lobby. This includes the Bowling event, Pictionary/Hangman, NTT, Taboo... To name a few.
All Musical events such as concerts etc. will be held in the newly formed Music and Tunes lobby unless otherwise specified. Our Military Concert coming up May 14th will be held there Saturday night.
Backgammon and Spades lobbies remain the same
General Chat will be a place where people can come for help and assistance, as well as to just shoot the breeze. This will be where the PARADISE HELPERS can be found.
We invite you all to explore & check out the site. If you have any questions, by all means please let us know.
Please check events daily as things change and new things arrive. Any
members who would like to host an event, please come forward we can use the help
and the change of pace :)
Back gammon Is everyday at NOON and SATURDAY NITE, DD backgammon league also does
tourneys, you can find them in the back gammon lobby.
Funny Chat & Bloopers... WARNING: The section below may cause Hysterical Uncontrollable Laughter... Read on with Caution
NEWEST CHAT & BLOOPERS:
NyteMovez: i was giving you head dan
JCP: do the mirrors make my thighs look big?
Giggles4_U: omg u
should see my meat
Alias-2005: like
giving birth thru my penis
DJ_Dragon: dawm and kal have agood night
DJ_Dragon: im going to fish
setting this dam thing up
PARADISE_DAWN: he say hes going to fish?
PARADISE_DAWN: lol
Kalani: lol
Kalani: yup
Dizzy: I know lotsa songs
OopsDidIDoDat: U put this in the slot opening
in your pants, it holds your condom lol
INNOCENT_HEART: i cant find my nuts
kariberry: ok guys don't forget to set your head 1 hour tonight
I DIDNT Get to save the chat but:
Lady_SIS said every few years we all
get this done to our rear ends.
A. POUNDED
B. Lubed
C. Pumped
D greased
LOL
swampjr: lmao
1sweetguy4u: lol dizz
OopsDidIDoDat: u put a spare
condom in this leather thingy
Jason: Im not playing tonight LTLWLF.
LTLWLF:
you are now lol
Jason: I am not
LTLWLF: are 2
LTLWLF: I said so
Jason: Youre not the boss of me
PARADISE_FLUSH: lol
LTLWLF: no but
im meaner
PARADISE_VELVET: who not jasons boss
Jason: so, I dont care
what you say, Im busy, so Bug off, Im not playing. from kariberry
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Alias-2005: plays wif SS
Suddenly_Susan: lower
Alias-2005: dives
Suddenly_Susan: lower
Suddenly_Susan: nj tom
OopsDidIDoDat: (--crossing legs as to not arouse
PM)
Letsplay88: lawwd i need beer to be in here brb
JCP: wd
Letsplay88: lol
Poetry_inMotion: ROFL
Alias-2005:
lol d
JCP:
wtf pucer?
Poetry_inMotion: too late!
Brattitude: i'm sure you did jiffy
sunkist: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LOL
1sweetguy4u: *pucker
Alias-2005: lol poeski
Brattitude: i'll tell ya
my story sometime
JCP: oh
Poetry_inMotion: you didn't cross em fast
enough
JCP: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: do tell brat lol
opsDidIDoDat: lol
Brattitude: lmao tom
OopsDidIDoDat: pop good :)
Brattitude: that could truely be a pain lol
Brattitude: could be*
Alias-2005: would bratti get a clit erection?
BFDLIKEICARE: ur fingers
will get hard
OopsDidIDoDat: haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Alias-2005: oh, that
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol roy
Brattitude: that's gurlie wood to
you roy lol
Alias-2005: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol gurlie wood
Charlie:
haaaaaaaaa
OopsDidIDoDat: brat want me to hold them while U smack them?
Alias-2005: lol tom
Brattitude: well daymn it stop talkin bout it and do
something to it lol
JCP: with her clit?
OopsDidIDoDat: hahah brat!
OopsDidIDoDat: jcp!
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: thats just so wrong jcp
lol
OopsDidIDoDat: omg omg!!
JCP: trhought u muted me dawn'winks
sunkist: LOL
Brattitude: no it's not dawn sounds like fun to me lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lo,l im in tears lol
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat:
haaaaaaaa
Charlie: just hurt my hands not to type it
JCP: a wrapa round
Brattitude: okay all i'm takin my clit and following
dawn out
OopsDidIDoDat: was fun tonite ty for joining us
JCP: ty dawn
OopsDidIDoDat: LOL brat
Brattitude: sweetdreams when ya have em
MysteriousManFl: looked more like an offer than an answer to me pop
OopsDidIDoDat: its so huge its gonna hit me lol
Brattitude: and may they
be wet and wild lol
OopsDidIDoDat: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
JCP: there im an almost niker noiw
dirty minds game then it lead to sex trivia :) To much chat to edit so we
just grabbed it all :)
sunkist: "DIRTY MINDS"
The Game of Naughty Clues...
is also known as
"The world's cleanest dirty game." The dirtier a mind you have, the worse you
will
be at playing DIRTY MINDS because all of the answers are
clean!
Alias-2005: howdy kal
Kalani: i wn
OopsDidIDoDat:
hiya kal
Alias-2005: yay kal
sunkist: hi kal
sunkist: "DIRTY
MINDS"
The Game of Naughty Clues...
is also known as "The world's cleanest
dirty game." The dirtier a mind you have, the worse you will
be at playing
DIRTY MINDS because all of the answers are clean!
Charlie: hi kal
sunkist: everyone understand the game -- no rules other than that
sunkist: "DIRTY MINDS"
The Game of Naughty Clues...
is also known as
"The world's cleanest dirty game." The dirtier a mind you have, the worse you
will
be at playing DIRTY MINDS because all of the answers are
clean!
OopsDidIDoDat: yup got it
OopsDidIDoDat: hiya wlf
Alias-2005: we'll catch on as we progress
OopsDidIDoDat: we suppose to
think dirty i think lol
Alias-2005: figgy is just quick!
OopsDidIDoDat:
lol
sunkist: ya oopsie
sunkist: lmao so ummmmmmmmm ok nm on with the
next question have fun
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
LTLWLF: hi all im here now
OopsDidIDoDat: hiya
Alias-2005: welcome
Charlie: hiya wlf
sunkist: gloria did you get the game instructions
OopsDidIDoDat: where
did BFD go
LTLWLF: clues are dirty and answers are clean
OopsDidIDoDat:
or vice versa lol
Charlie: not if I can help it
sunkist: "DIRTY
MINDS"
The Game of Naughty Clues...
is also known as "The world's cleanest
dirty game." The dirtier a mind you have, the worse you will
be at playing
DIRTY MINDS because all of the answers are clean!
sunkist: shall
we start
Charlie: yes
LTLWLF: yes
OopsDidIDoDat: kinda like roys
yeast infection lol
Alias-2005: lol d
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
sunkist:
lol
Kalani: lol
Alias-2005: nothing clean about THAT
OopsDidIDoDat:
hahahah nope
Alias-2005: shudders
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
sunkist: i
sometimes get balls caught in my throat ****** my box smells ****** i can have a
little
pussy --------------------------------------
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
figment: mama kitty
LTLWLF: cat
OopsDidIDoDat: is it one word?
sunkist: yes
Alias-2005: it was
Charlie: the inhabitants of the no
tell motel near work
sunkist: but fig got it gj
----------------------------------------------
Alias-2005: gj fig again!
Charlie: gj figgy
OopsDidIDoDat: mama kitty?
figment: ty
sunkist: yes
Alias-2005: mama cat
Alias-2005: i get it
OopsDidIDoDat: that fits in the ************** spots?
OopsDidIDoDat: or
no?
Alias-2005: not sure spots have anything to do with it
Charlie: the
*** are seperating the clues
OopsDidIDoDat: ohhhhhhhh see thats what i was
trying to figure out lol
sunkist: next ???
Alias-2005: yeah, that's it
ch
Alias-2005: wb tom
BFDLIKEICARE:
figgyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
OopsDidIDoDat: was lookign for
something to fit in those spots lol
OopsDidIDoDat: wb tom
figment: hiya
bfd
BFDLIKEICARE: thAnx alien
BFDLIKEICARE: ty dawny
sunkist: WB TOM
BFDLIKEICARE: ty sunnypoo
BFDLIKEICARE: yo chuck
Charlie: hi tom
BFDLIKEICARE: hiya cm4l
sunkist: READY
OopsDidIDoDat: yes
Alias-2005: get r done
Charlie: set
BFDLIKEICARE: sorta
sunkist:
I am well hung ****** My rod is long and round ****** Pull me to straighten
my folds
BFDLIKEICARE: hiya kal
OopsDidIDoDat: pants lol
LTLWLF:
curtains
OopsDidIDoDat: ohhhhhhhhh
Alias-2005: venition blinds?
ALOHA_FUN: skirt
OopsDidIDoDat: drapes
sunkist: UMMMMMMMMMMMMM NOPE
NOT CURTAINS WLF CLOSE
OopsDidIDoDat: blinds
BFDLIKEICARE: my penis
sunkist: DRAPES GJ ----------------------
OopsDidIDoDat: lol bfd
Alias-2005: gj d
OopsDidIDoDat: u get pulled lol
Alias-2005:
curtains, drapes purty much same
figment: he wishes
BFDLIKEICARE: like a
pull toy
Alias-2005: gj wlf too
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
LTLWLF: ty
OopsDidIDoDat: not really curtain aint a drape
BFDLIKEICARE: hiya lTl
Alias-2005: yw! :)
OopsDidIDoDat: drapes hang
Alias-2005: oh, well i
hang at times
OopsDidIDoDat: curatins can pull and tie to the side
Alias-2005: and don't at others
Charlie: what do curtains do?
OopsDidIDoDat: very big diff lol
OopsDidIDoDat: they dont just hang
sunkist: NOT THE SAME DRAPES ARE A DRAPE CURTAIN IS A CURTAIN
OopsDidIDoDat: some have valances
Alias-2005: but it's still a penis
OopsDidIDoDat: drapes are JUST DRAPES LOL
BFDLIKEICARE: meat curtains
sunkist: LOL
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Charlie: lol
Alias-2005: anyways
OopsDidIDoDat: fine!
OopsDidIDoDat: next
LTLWLF: NEXT
sunkist:
NEXT ????\
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: sext!
sunkist: I am a
protrusion that comes in many sizes ****** When im not well, I drip
******
When you blow me, you feel better
BFDLIKEICARE: nose
OopsDidIDoDat: toms
penis?
Charlie: nose
Alias-2005: nose
Kalani: nose...lol
Alias-2005: gj tom
sunkist: GJ NOSE --------------------
figment:
lol
BFDLIKEICARE: yes dawn my penis
OopsDidIDoDat: _________________dawn
lol
LTLWLF: LOL @ DAWNS ANSWER
OopsDidIDoDat: hahahah
Alias-2005: i
had that OTHER drip once
Alias-2005: pennicillin sucks
OopsDidIDoDat:
lol
OopsDidIDoDat: im allergic to that
Alias-2005: just sayin
OopsDidIDoDat: one drip im dead lol
Alias-2005: they inject it COLD
BFDLIKEICARE: i got tha clap and crabs from my 1st piece o tail
OopsDidIDoDat: yup lol
Alias-2005: freezed yer butt muscle
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
LTLWLF: NEXT
OopsDidIDoDat: bfd sounds painful
sunkist: NEXT ??? Im usually over 10 inches ****** Battery operated gadgets
turn me
on ****** You can play with my knobs ------------------------
OopsDidIDoDat: vibrator
BFDLIKEICARE: tv
Kalani: TV
Alias-2005:
television
sunkist: LOL UMMMMMMMMM NO
sunkist: TV GJ
-------------------------
LTLWLF: RADIP
Alias-2005: gj tom
figment:
gj
OopsDidIDoDat: than agin 10 inches migh be too big lol
sunkist: LMAO
Alias-2005: no complaints, dawn
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
OopsDidIDoDat:
hahah roy
BFDLIKEICARE: i had 4 removed quit whining
Alias-2005: lol
LTLWLF: RADIO WOULD HAVE WORKED FOR THOSE CLUES
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: radio too yup
sunkist: NEXT ??? I get smaller by the time
im done ****** Im sometimes a quickie
****** You love me stuffed between
your buns
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: hotdog
Alias-2005:
hamburger
sunkist: NOT HOT DOG
sunkist: GJ BURGER
Alias-2005: got my
1!
ALOHA_FUN: corn dog
OopsDidIDoDat: some hotdogs shrink too lol
Alias-2005: ty all
figment: gj alias
Alias-2005: :)
BFDLIKEICARE: dawns dreaming of a hotdog tween her buns now
Alias-2005:
and 10"
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Alias-2005: anyways
sunkist: NEXT
===================I get hosed regularly ****** Your seed
goes in me ******
You sow your wild oats in me
BFDLIKEICARE: sabrett?
Alias-2005: garden
Alias-2005: field
BFDLIKEICARE: garden
OopsDidIDoDat: no ball park
they plump lol
sunkist: GJ ---------------------------- GARDEN
OopsDidIDoDat: sabreets are too skinny
Alias-2005: ok, can take my break
now
BFDLIKEICARE: lol@ballpark
OopsDidIDoDat: taste better but
stil too thin
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Alias-2005: lol d
sunkist: NEXT :
As i get heated up , i start to drip ****** You can tell when im almost
ready by smelling me
OopsDidIDoDat: im not used to this being so quiet
lol
Alias-2005: oh my
BFDLIKEICARE: sabratts rock specially with the
onion sauce
OopsDidIDoDat: coffee lol
LTLWLF: COFFEE BOT
OopsDidIDoDat: yup bfd
sunkist: COFFEE GJ -------------------------
LTLWLF: COFFEE POT
Alias-2005: gj d
OopsDidIDoDat: better boiled too
not BBqed
Alias-2005: and wlf
Kalani: have to have hot dogs by a NYC
corner vender
Kalani: better then home cooked
BFDLIKEICARE: i made cuban
coffee fore i started playing
OopsDidIDoDat: hiyaaa susan
Alias-2005:
hiyas susan darling
Charlie: dirty dogs are great
sunkist: HUGS SUSAN
OopsDidIDoDat: kal yup as long as they the clean ones
BFDLIKEICARE: hiya
sue,huggs
Suddenly_Susan: huggs all ")
Charlie: hugs hi susan
Suddenly_Susan: huggs tom
sunkist: "DIRTY MINDS"
The Game of Naughty
Clues...
is also known as "The world's cleanest dirty game." The dirtier a
mind you have, the
worse you will be at playing DIRTY MINDS because all of
the answers are clean!
sunkist: WELCOME TO DIRTY MINDS
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha roy you out
Alias-2005: i got 2 alreadyss
OopsDidIDoDat: roy been too good in this lobby lol
Alias-2005:
phhhhhhhhht
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha really?
Alias-2005: i played a very
naughty song already, dawn
OopsDidIDoDat: think hes only bad when hes not
allowed to be bad lol
BFDLIKEICARE: my mind aint dirty i been brainwashed
OopsDidIDoDat: u did?
Alias-2005: you just didn't hear it
Suddenly_Susan: lol good thinkin
OopsDidIDoDat: haaaaaaaaaaaa
Suddenly_Susan: you lie like a cheap rug tom
OopsDidIDoDat: its very
quiet in lobby lol
sunkist: NEXT ????? We sometimes have big knockers ******
You can ring our chimes
with only one finger ******we re all swingers
BFDLIKEICARE: dor
BFDLIKEICARE: door
Kalani: front door
sunkist:
DOR
Alias-2005: gj tom
Charlie: the woman of PCO
sunkist: GJ
------------- DOOR
Suddenly_Susan: nj tom
Alias-2005: lol ch
OopsDidIDoDat: lol charlie
Charlie: (----------- runs
Suddenly_Susan: hahaah ch3
LTLWLF: TY CHARLIE
BFDLIKEICARE: frau
blooker
OopsDidIDoDat: its ok charlie your times coming
sunkist: NEXT :
I am long, hard n battery - operated ****** I give off a steady stream
****** People grope for me in the dark
Charlie: : )
Alias-2005:
flashlight
sunkist: GJ FLASHLIGHT
Suddenly_Susan: nj roy
Alias-2005:
ty's
OopsDidIDoDat: i was stil reading that roY!
BFDLIKEICARE: wtg alien
Alias-2005: sorry d
Alias-2005: ty tom
Suddenly_Susan: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: sure u are lol
Alias-2005: goes back on break
LTLWLF:
ROY YOU CAN NOT READ QUESTIONS ANY MORE
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Alias-2005:
plays wif SS
Suddenly_Susan: lower
Alias-2005: dives
Suddenly_Susan:
lower
sunkist: NEXT : AND IM GOING TO SERVE BEER AND WINE NEXT TIME FOR THIS
OMG
YALL TO QUIET
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha
OopsDidIDoDat: lol lower?
Alias-2005: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: haaaaaaaaaaa
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha
sunkist: I usually come in big cups ******I sometimes get sucked ****** I
come out
thick and creamy
Suddenly_Susan: ahhhh yes right there
BFDLIKEICARE: that a hint to cyber page u sunny?
Suddenly_Susan: straws
figment: milkshake
Alias-2005: gj fig
Suddenly_Susan: oh duh
Suddenly_Susan: can't read
OopsDidIDoDat: lol tom
sunkist: GJ
MILKSHAKE
Suddenly_Susan: nj fig
figment: :) ty
sunkist: LMAO TOM
BFDLIKEICARE: it brings all da boys to figgys yard
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
figment: haha
sunkist: NEXT I give hand jobs ****** You re rough coming
in and smooth going out
****** I fondle your digit
Alias-2005: lmao!
OopsDidIDoDat: lol lol
Suddenly_Susan: hahahahahahaha
Charlie: whoh
Alias-2005: manicure
Kalani: soap
Suddenly_Susan: loofah
Alias-2005: thinking
figment: manicurist
OopsDidIDoDat: nail file?
sunkist: NOT MANICURE CLOSE
BFDLIKEICARE: sander
Suddenly_Susan: nj
fig
LTLWLF: MASSAGE
Alias-2005: gj fig
sunkist: GJ MANICURIST
OopsDidIDoDat: ohhhhhh gj
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha
figment: ty alias
figment: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: i was looking for my " digit" LOL
OopsDidIDoDat: i dont have one lol
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha
sunkist:
LMAO
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Kalani: dawn needs help looking for her digit?
figment: couldn't think of the word til i saw your answer alias
figment:
lol
Alias-2005: my digit reminds me of it's presence far too often
Suddenly_Susan: nice steal fig
OopsDidIDoDat: i was so confused lol
figment: yup lol
sunkist: LOL
Alias-2005: lol fig
OopsDidIDoDat:
lol
BFDLIKEICARE: lol alien
sunkist: NEXT :You stick me in your holes
****** My points are soft ****** I come in
a box
Alias-2005: little
teamwork never hurt, figgy
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
figment: so true
OopsDidIDoDat: titsues
Kalani: q tips
Suddenly_Susan: qtips
LTLWLF: EAR RINGS
Alias-2005: gj kal
OopsDidIDoDat: lol ear rings?
sunkist: QTIPS GJ
Suddenly_Susan: nj kal
BFDLIKEICARE: qtips,lol
Alias-2005: and ss
OopsDidIDoDat: ohhhhhh q tips
figment: gj kal
BFDLIKEICARE: hahahaha gj kal
Suddenly_Susan: ty
OopsDidIDoDat: oh
wlf ear ings fits too lool
Alias-2005: ML should be here for that
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha
OopsDidIDoDat: i never see her anymore lol
OopsDidIDoDat: not even on yahoo
Alias-2005: she was here for NTT
Alias-2005: last sat
OopsDidIDoDat: isnt she away?
OopsDidIDoDat:
wasnt she going to italy?
BFDLIKEICARE: mentally adrift?
OopsDidIDoDat:
lol
OopsDidIDoDat: that tooo
sunkist: When im hot i rise ******
Sometimes, yeast is a problem ****** Your fists
can make me flaccid
OopsDidIDoDat: i like that BFD Im gonna use that lol
Alias-2005: they
came and took ml away, ha ha?
figment: bread
BFDLIKEICARE: dough
Alias-2005: bread
OopsDidIDoDat: lol roys question
Alias-2005: gj
tom
sunkist: GJ DOUGH
figment: gj bfd
BFDLIKEICARE:
dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
sunkist: NEXT :My balls are fuzzy ****** Take a good
grip on my handle ****** One
person's out of love at the end
LTLWLF: .
Alias-2005: tennis raquet
Suddenly_Susan: dandylion
sunkist: NOT
TAQUET
BFDLIKEICARE: tennis
sunkist: RAQUET
Alias-2005: tennis ball
Suddenly_Susan: just tennis
sunkist: GJ BALLS
Charlie:
goallllllllllllllll rangers
Suddenly_Susan: nice win you saw ch3
Alias-2005: sticks with tennis
Alias-2005: lol
Alias-2005: balls
don't have handles
Alias-2005: normally?
LTLWLF: BALLS SHOULD BE WRONG
CUS IT WAS PART OF CLUE
Suddenly_Susan: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: but some love
balls
sunkist: SAYS TENNIS BALLS
Alias-2005: they messed up
Suddenly_Susan: should be racquet
BFDLIKEICARE: just tennis would be
right
sunkist: My cavity is filled with seed ****** The knockers know if i
am ready ******
When you eat me, I drip down your chin
OopsDidIDoDat:
lol!!
Suddenly_Susan: watermelon
figment: pumpkin
Alias-2005:
watermellon
BFDLIKEICARE: watermellons
LTLWLF: WATER MELLON
Alias-2005: gj darlin
OopsDidIDoDat: oh gj
Suddenly_Susan: ty
sunkist: MELON GJ
figment: wtg susan
Alias-2005: hiyas bratti baby
Suddenly_Susan: huggggggs bratti
Suddenly_Susan: ty fig
OopsDidIDoDat: im to busy thinking the perverse way, no wonder im not
getting these lol
Brattitude: hugss roy
figment: hiya bratt
BFDLIKEICARE: brb
Brattitude: hugsss susan
OopsDidIDoDat: hey bratt!
Alias-2005: lol d
LTLWLF: IM AFK LAUNDRY CALLING
Suddenly_Susan:
bratti dirty clues clean answers
Brattitude: hiya dawn
sunkist: You use
me during a big affair ****** The more you eat the tighter i get
****** Im
always rubbing belly buttons
Brattitude: k
sunkist: HUGS BRATT
BFDLIKEICARE: hiya tude
figment: waistband
Suddenly_Susan: turkey
Alias-2005: wb tom
Brattitude: hugs sun
figment: cumberbund
BFDLIKEICARE: had to clear text
sunkist: NOT WAISTBAND
Suddenly_Susan: belt
sunkist: GJ CUMBERBUND
OopsDidIDoDat: wb tom
Alias-2005: gj fig!
Suddenly_Susan: nj fig
figment: :) ty
Brattitude: hiya asificare
Alias-2005: that was astute!
sunkist:
"DIRTY MINDS"
The Game of Naughty Clues...
is also known as "The world's
cleanest dirty game." The dirtier a mind you have, the
worse you will be at
playing DIRTY MINDS because all of the answers are clean!
sunkist:
WELCOME TO DIRTY MINDS HAVE FUN BRATT
Brattitude: imma try sun :)
Brattitude: did i type something wrong??? lol
Brattitude: hugs poe
Kalani: thre's poe
OopsDidIDoDat: there she is :)
figment: hiya poe
Alias-2005: hello ms danielle hon
Poetry_inMotion: Hiya figgy
OopsDidIDoDat: pm they all being so wel behaved lol
BFDLIKEICARE: yoe
poe
Poetry_inMotion: Hiya Royski
OopsDidIDoDat: cept brat she just got
here lol
sunkist: HI YA POE WELCOME TO DIRTY MINDS HAVE FUN
Alias-2005:
:)
Poetry_inMotion: Hugggs Sunkissed
Poetry_inMotion: yo BFD
sunkist: "DIRTY MINDS"
The Game of Naughty Clues...
is also known as
"The world's cleanest dirty game." The dirtier a mind you have, the
worse
you will be at playing DIRTY MINDS because all of the answers are clean!
Brattitude: are you expecting me to be anything but good dawn? lol
BFDLIKEICARE: brat got here just in time i need a brattitude adjustment
OopsDidIDoDat: nah lol
Charlie: you better not be
Alias-2005: lol
bfd
Charlie: good that is
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Brattitude: hugs
charlie
Charlie: btw, hiya brat
Brattitude: and hugs again asificare
Poetry_inMotion: Dawn tells me come over
Alias-2005: lol
Poetry_inMotion: Kal says enter at your own risk
OopsDidIDoDat: i had to
tell PM we not being sexual lol
Brattitude: yet
sunkist: NEXT :One of my
guys is a queen ****** I take hours to finish ******Mating
is my object
OopsDidIDoDat: kal Lies lol
sunkist: LOL
figment: chess
OopsDidIDoDat: bee
Brattitude: cards
figment: checkers
BFDLIKEICARE: bees
Alias-2005: gj figgy
sunkist: GJ CHESS
Brattitude: gj figgie
figment: :) ty
Alias-2005: fig rocks at this
OopsDidIDoDat: ohhhhhhhhh chess lol
Poetry_inMotion: OH
Poetry_inMotion: I ahve a dirty mind :(
figment: cuz i have an innocent
mind
figment: hahaha
OopsDidIDoDat: see PM LOL
Alias-2005: lol fig
BFDLIKEICARE: wtf figgurine
BFDLIKEICARE: gj
Poetry_inMotion: *sigh*
sunkist: I start with a "C" ****** I end with a "T" ****** I stand for "
pussy "
Brattitude: that's just it tom she wasn't thing f**k
Poetry_inMotion: all these years hangin with all you have corrupted me
Alias-2005: cat
Brattitude: cat
figment: cat
OopsDidIDoDat: my
mind dirty too i getting all wrong lol
sunkist: GJ CAT
Alias-2005: love
short answers
OopsDidIDoDat: cutlet lol
sunkist: CUTLET LMAO
Poetry_inMotion: cutlet stands for pussy?
Brattitude: pork?
Alias-2005: pussy cutlets?
Poetry_inMotion: thats a new one
OopsDidIDoDat: sex trivia aka chicken cutlet lol
Alias-2005: huh, waht?
BFDLIKEICARE: was thinking cu*t
OopsDidIDoDat: its a thingy rollled in
sand on the beach lol
Alias-2005: cunt, tom?
Brattitude: yeah she knew
you would tom
Poetry_inMotion: the only reason I even ventured in here is
cause I drinking this amazing wine
Kalani: Lol dawn
Poetry_inMotion: and
it primes me to let loose
OopsDidIDoDat: lol pm
Suddenly_Susan: brb
OopsDidIDoDat: hb
sunkist: Im white and gooey ****** Im sticky when im
hot ****** Campers like me
in their mouth
Poetry_inMotion: DAWN!
BFDLIKEICARE: hb sue
OopsDidIDoDat: pm?
Suddenly_Susan: marshmellow
Poetry_inMotion: you roill cutlets in sand on the beach?
Brattitude:
shyt
figment: marshmallpw
Suddenly_Susan: k brb
OopsDidIDoDat: not
me
BFDLIKEICARE: marshmallows
sunkist: GJ MARSHMELLOW
figment: geez,
can't type - lol
Alias-2005: gj ss!
OopsDidIDoDat: thats a sex trivia
question lol
Poetry_inMotion: dang
Poetry_inMotion: I need a mind bath
Alias-2005: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: u so need to do
tongue twistera again dawn
Poetry_inMotion: marshmellow never even crossed
my mind
BFDLIKEICARE: twisters
OopsDidIDoDat: your mind needs a water
fall not a bath
Brattitude: callin in the cleaning crew...sanitize pms mind
would ya
OopsDidIDoDat: lol brat
sunkist: I fit in-between your legs
****** You make me go faster by whipping me
******Ifyou ride me too long,
you walk funny
Poetry_inMotion: * looks for the cleaning crew
OopsDidIDoDat: hiyaa jcp
figment: horse
Brattitude: horse
Alias-2005: horse
BFDLIKEICARE: my penis
JCP: hugs dawn
Alias-2005: gj fig!
sunkist: GJ HORSE
OopsDidIDoDat: toms penis
JCP: hugggs brat
Alias-2005: howdy jeff bud
Poetry_inMotion: ACK
Brattitude: in your dreams bfd?
JCP: hi roy
Brattitude:
hugssssssssss jc
sunkist: HI JEFFIE
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
BFDLIKEICARE:
lol dawn
sunkist: HUGS
JCP:
hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggs
poeness
Alias-2005: brb
BFDLIKEICARE: hiya j
Poetry_inMotion:
huggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggs
JCP
JCP: hi tom
Poetry_inMotion: I WIN!
figment: hiya jcp
JCP: hi kal
OopsDidIDoDat: brb need to speak son a min... brb sorry
Brattitude: awww i see dawns been walkin through your dreams bfd
sunkist: "DIRTY MINDS"
The Game of Naughty Clues...
is also known as
"The world's cleanest dirty game." The dirtier a mind you have, the
worse
you will be at playing DIRTY MINDS because all of the answers are clean!
JCP: huggs sun
OopsDidIDoDat: lol brat
sunkist: WELCOME TO
DIRTY MINDS
JCP: hi charlie
Poetry_inMotion: JCP
JCP: hugggggggs SS
JCP: yes?
Poetry_inMotion: I have learned My mkind needs a bath
JCP:
lmao
JCP: hi tom
JCP: i lost my mind years ago
Suddenly_Susan:
hugggggggggs jeff ")
JCP:
don 't miss it
Brattitude: a clean mind
gets ya no piece of ass ... just sayin
Poetry_inMotion: well was it dirty
when ya lost it?
JCP: prolly
Poetry_inMotion: cause I think I fouond it
Poetry_inMotion: want it back?
JCP: i was warped when iw as born
sunkist: NEXT :They stand out in front ****** They re always at attention
******
They do it for Queens
JCP: lol doing ok without it
JCP: lol
Poetry_inMotion: well this one is stright in the corner
JCP: lol
Brattitude: guards men
Poetry_inMotion: Guards
figment: royal guard
Suddenly_Susan: guards
Brattitude: royal guardsmen
sunkist: GJ
GUARDS
JCP: wd
Suddenly_Susan: nj u2
BFDLIKEICARE: dude with da
fuzzy hats
Poetry_inMotion: there's hope for me
figment: wtg
JCP:
lol
BFDLIKEICARE: elton johns bf's?
Brattitude: no bfd they like it in
the back
Alias-2005: lol
Poetry_inMotion: ack
JCP: lol
countryman4life: im heer just watching yall as i watch the race
Poetry_inMotion: hugs Cody
Poetry_inMotion: :)
Brattitude: hugssssss
cody
Suddenly_Susan: huggs cody
JCP: hey cody
Brattitude: me to lol
countryman4life: hugsssss ladies lol.
countryman4life: hey there jcp te
one that broke PCO last night lmao
JCP: lmao
Poetry_inMotion: JCP you
just got called a lady
Brattitude: well i'm not watching the race though 'm
just here wif the race in the background lol
Poetry_inMotion: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: as an outside what do you think of the human race?
JCP:
lmao
JCP: curtseys
countryman4life: dale jr is in 6th
Poetry_inMotion: IM in first
Brattitude: it sucks when ever possible tom
Alias-2005: lol
sunkist: NEXT :People fight over my bottom ****** I get
made in a bedroom ******
You try not to fall off when you re on top
figment: mattress
Brattitude: bed
Poetry_inMotion: lost
sunkist:
NOPE NOPE
figment: sheet
Brattitude: dresser
sunkist: :-(
Charlie: ladder
JCP: bunk
Poetry_inMotion: I got lost when I try not
to fall off
Charlie: opps
sunkist: NOPE
Poetry_inMotion: silk sheets
BFDLIKEICARE: lamp
figment: ah, bunk bed
sunkist: NOPE
Suddenly_Susan: sorry leaned on door fell out
Alias-2005: sex swing
sunkist: BUNK BEDS GJ
Alias-2005: gj fig!
Suddenly_Susan: nj fig
JCP: wd
BFDLIKEICARE: gj friggy
Poetry_inMotion: wtg figgy
figment: stole taht one fom jcp
Alias-2005: lol
JCP: lol
JCP:
grins
Poetry_inMotion: hes a giver
Alias-2005: such a thief
OopsDidIDoDat: figgy stop stealing lol
Poetry_inMotion: he doesn't mind
LTLWLF: I ONLY FALL OUT OF THE BOTTOM BUNK NEVER THE TOP BUNK
figment:
lol
Brattitude: don't let him fool ya figgie he likes to fall off the top
JCP: not at all
JCP: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: im muting jcp lol
JCP:
lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: so i cant see him
JCP: pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft
sunkist: NEXT :A man does it standing up ****** A woman does it sitting down
****** A dog does it on three legs
OopsDidIDoDat: hahahah
figment:
pees
Alias-2005: shakes habnds
BFDLIKEICARE: pees
Alias-2005: hands
Brattitude: pees
OopsDidIDoDat: poops lol
JCP: lol
sunkist: HAND
SHAKE GJ
JCP: wd
sunkist: ROY???
Alias-2005: yes sun?
JCP: a
wkman ahndshakes sitting down?
Poetry_inMotion: a man poops standing?
sunkist: WHAT A HABNDS
OopsDidIDoDat: we shake hands sitting down?
BFDLIKEICARE: as if a woman gunna sit to shake hands
Alias-2005: bite me
sun hon
Alias-2005: lol
sunkist: LMAO
Poetry_inMotion: well a proper
woman is supposed to
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol pm yes
Brattitude:
i'm dissappointed in ya roy...you got a clean answer
OopsDidIDoDat: wait
Suddenly_Susan: i thought it would be peeing
figment: that's what i was
thinkin, maybe way back when
Alias-2005: sorry bratt
Poetry_inMotion:
yes
OopsDidIDoDat: how come we shake hands while sitting/
JCP: so she
can pull ya into her lap
OopsDidIDoDat: explain lol
sunkist: ITS POLITE
Alias-2005: lol
Brattitude: well since when are arny of the women here
proper pm
Poetry_inMotion: a woman isn't stupposed to stand in the presence
of a man * rolls eyes*
Suddenly_Susan: i have dared to shake hands standing
up
OopsDidIDoDat: its polite to sit?
Alias-2005: hiyas karibaby
sunkist: WHO THE HELL KNOWS I DONT
Poetry_inMotion: but they always
askin us to back it up
JCP: lmao
sunkist: LOL
OopsDidIDoDat:
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sun
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha sunny
BFDLIKEICARE: we
dont notice ur legs shaking as much when u sit
Poetry_inMotion: HOW can we
do that sitting Down
JCP: picks poe's eyes up
OopsDidIDoDat: hey maybe
we sitting on our hands when we shake lol
JCP: hands them to her as she sits
down
kariberry: hi roy huggs hon
OopsDidIDoDat: hiya kari
LTLWLF:
POE WHAT HAND ARE YOU TRYING TO SHAKE WITH
sunkist: LOL
Brattitude: hugs
kari
Alias-2005: lol glo
OopsDidIDoDat: lol wlf
JCP: hugggs kari
sunkist: HI KARI WELCOME TO DIRTY MINDS
kariberry: huggd bratt
JCP:
hugggs wlf
BFDLIKEICARE: warsh ur hands after plz
Poetry_inMotion: my
middle hand
kariberry: hi suuny
BFDLIKEICARE: hiya kari huggs
kariberry: lol
Suddenly_Susan: huggs kari
Poetry_inMotion: hugggs
kari
sunkist: "DIRTY MINDS"
The Game of Naughty Clues...
is also known
as "The world's cleanest dirty game." The dirtier a mind you have, the
worse
you will be at playing DIRTY MINDS because all of the answers are clean!
Brattitude: :X
LTLWLF: THATS THE WRONG ONE DEAR
Poetry_inMotion: lol
JCP: shakakes poe's middle ahnd
JCP: glad to
meet you
Poetry_inMotion: lol
sunkist: HAVE FUN AND WELCOME KARI TO
DIRTY MINDS
JCP: im jiffy
JCP: lol
kariberry: ty sunny
Poetry_inMotion: Im poeness
Poetry_inMotion: lol
Poetry_inMotion:
and Im drunk
BFDLIKEICARE: im fucked
Brattitude: and given a chance
he'll pop ya :)
sunkist: IM SUN
JCP: come ehre often poeness?
JCP:
lmao
Poetry_inMotion: giggles
BFDLIKEICARE: skipped dinner to play
OopsDidIDoDat: lol tom
Poetry_inMotion: only when youre around jiffy
Brattitude: sucks to be you
JCP: oooooooooh lol
LTLWLF: NO BFD YOU
ARE WISHING YOU WERE
OopsDidIDoDat: dont it brat lol
Suddenly_Susan: he
wishes he was dinner
JCP: waves to dawn who is peeking at me
Poetry_inMotion: wow
Poetry_inMotion: im missin half the chat
BFDLIKEICARE: ill make a run to cook out after
OopsDidIDoDat: if JCP
typing to me?
OopsDidIDoDat: is
JCP: lmao
Poetry_inMotion: nope
Poetry_inMotion: just to me
OopsDidIDoDat: good
Poetry_inMotion: lol
Poetry_inMotion: shakin my middle hand
sunkist: LOL
Suddenly_Susan:
you passed up a cookout to be here w/us ?
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: u keep
him hes jinxed me for days lol
JCP: lmao
Poetry_inMotion: keep him?
Brattitude: don't tell her that dawn she will lol
BFDLIKEICARE: its a
fast food bbq place sue
JCP: im house trained
Alias-2005: least ya
didn't pink him yet
OopsDidIDoDat: keep him on your side of the room lol
Suddenly_Susan: oh ok ")
OopsDidIDoDat: lol roy
JCP: woof
LTLWLF: JCP STOP BREAKING PCO
Poetry_inMotion: he has been pinked
Poetry_inMotion: and lipped
BFDLIKEICARE: open till 3am
Poetry_inMotion: lol
JCP: lol
Suddenly_Susan: wow cool for the late
nite munchers
Alias-2005: next
OopsDidIDoDat: 3am thats too late to eat
BBQ food
BFDLIKEICARE: uh huh
sunkist: NEXT :I do it in the road ******
I know the best places to eat ****** I can
get a new peterbuilt
Alias-2005: trucker
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Suddenly_Susan: drive a truck
Brattitude: trucker
sunkist: OOOOOOOOOO SHIT I FORGET THE ANSWER LET ME
LOOK
OopsDidIDoDat: hitch hiker
Brattitude: truck driver
BFDLIKEICARE: het i use to eat white castle at 3am
Alias-2005: lol sun
OopsDidIDoDat: lol sun
Poetry_inMotion: save a horse drive a truck
sunkist: TRUCK DRIVER GJ
Suddenly_Susan: us too in stlouis back in the
day
JCP: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: truck driver
OopsDidIDoDat: save a truck,
ride a bus lol
sunkist: LOL
figment: what is "it" that they do "in" the
road?
JCP: was thinking ups man
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Poetry_inMotion:
iffin Pala was here
Brattitude: save a bus and stay home
OopsDidIDoDat:
lol
Poetry_inMotion: he woulda yelled YEAH DAWN
kariberry: hell trucker
drive any where and every where
JCP: or a policeman
OopsDidIDoDat: or
save it all and walk lol
Alias-2005: save a tree, eat a beaver
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Alias-2005: sums it up
JCP: lol
Poetry_inMotion: mere Roy
Suddenly_Susan: blues still 2-0 going into 3rd
Alias-2005: enroute poeski
LTLWLF: LOL @ ROY
Brattitude: no jc cops
only know the best places for donuts they tell me
Suddenly_Susan: rangers
till 2-1 ch3
Poetry_inMotion: beavers run wild here in Canada
Poetry_inMotion: they are wropunf every corner
JCP: lol
Charlie:
yup, watching susan
Poetry_inMotion: you can trip em
Alias-2005: i know
ya do, poe
sunkist: LMAO NEXT :I get hair stuck in my teeth ****** I massage
roots ****** I
can be used for stroking
Poetry_inMotion: and eat em
JCP: comb
Suddenly_Susan: brush /comb
Alias-2005: comb
BFDLIKEICARE: rcmp do timmies,cops here do DnD
OopsDidIDoDat: beaver
sunkist: GJ COMB
Alias-2005: gj jeff
JCP: ty ty
Suddenly_Susan:
nj jeff
Poetry_inMotion: JCP
Alias-2005: wb kal
JCP: hi kal
Poetry_inMotion: drifty is a she
Suddenly_Susan: i would use brush for stroking
sunkist: WE NEED MUSIC
ROY WOULD YOU PLAY FOR ALITTLE BIT TILL YA HAVE TO
GO
OopsDidIDoDat: yes
she is
Poetry_inMotion:
HUGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS KAL!
BFDLIKEICARE:
brushing must be masturbating ur hair then ?
OopsDidIDoDat: we do need
sounds lol
Alias-2005: uhhhh
Brattitude: okay now poe is skeering me ...
her mind is dirtier thn mine tonight
countryman4life: lol
countryman4life: roy would love to do music for us
JCP: lol
countryman4life: lmao
Alias-2005: been playing all night sunny
countryman4life: just drag him in there
OopsDidIDoDat: someone make a
room
JCP: lil forward dawn
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Poetry_inMotion: lol
sunkist: ILL MAKE A ROOM WE CAN MOVE IN
Poetry_inMotion: DAWN
OopsDidIDoDat: ok
Poetry_inMotion: iffin I
make a room
countryman4life: i'll be there in a little bit
Poetry_inMotion: can I lock it?
Brattitude: can i just visit
OopsDidIDoDat: lo,l at room called room
OopsDidIDoDat: brat can u go in
rooms?
Goldie_Hawn: im out of play names lol
Goldie_Hawn: so this wil
have to do :)
Goldie_Hawn: hey jal :)
Goldie_Hawn: room called room :)
Goldie_Hawn: lol\
jalbert2: hi hawn ty
Goldie_Hawn: its safe :)
jalbert2: lol good
jalbert2: i'll pull my fingers from my ears then lol
Goldie_Hawn: heheheh
Goldie_Hawn: come in :)
Goldie_Hawn: wyz seocnd
room
Charlie: hiya goldie
Charlie: and not saying it haaaaaa
sunkist: TY KAL
BFDLIKEICARE: whalecum folks
OopsDidIDoDat: lol we left charlie in out there
Brattitude: i don't
wanna move in i just wanna visit for abit
JCP: ok someone get a dirty page
up
OopsDidIDoDat: dont page him lol
sunkist: LMAO
OopsDidIDoDat:
hell think pco booted
sunkist: HI YA CHARLIE
OopsDidIDoDat: oppps there
he is lol
sunkist: LOL
JCP: hi charlie
Charlie:
pfffffffffttttttttttttt
Brattitude: he's one step ahead of ya dawn lol
OopsDidIDoDat: ahhahah
Charlie: tried sneaking away on me
JCP: my
bruins los tin overtime charlie :(
OopsDidIDoDat: omg now i gott get a 4th
name in lobby brb lol
Charlie: I saw jeff
sunkist: TY ROY :-)
Poetry_inMotion: * sings*
Poetry_inMotion: and dances
Alias-2005: yw
sun
Poetry_inMotion: with Dawn
Poetry_inMotion: sings to DAWN
Poetry_inMotion: and drift away
BFDLIKEICARE: beat my meat and free my
soul.................
JCP: i have a song for dawn too
JCP: lmao
Alias-2005: lmao tom
sunkist: NEXT :Im about 6 inches long ****** I have
nuts ****** I can make a woman fat
Brattitude: candy bar
JCP: candy bar
Kalani: candy bar
BFDLIKEICARE: payday
sunkist: GJ CANDY BAR
JCP: snickers
BFDLIKEICARE: snickers
Alias-2005: gj b
JCP: lol
Alias-2005: howdy barry
sunkist: HEY I LIKE PAYDAYS
Brattitude: and
tom iffin they be beatin your meat it's not your soul they tryin to release
figment: hiya barry
OopsDidIDoDat: would help if i turned volume up
JCP: hi bRRY
Brattitude: hi barry
sunkist: HI BARRY WELCOME TO DIRTY
MINDS
Barry_Rich2001: hi
Poetry_inMotion: hugggs barry
Alias-2005:
happy birthday bar
LTLWLF: CMERE BFD I HAVE MY MEAT TENDERIZER HANDY
JCP: POLISHES MY HALO
sunkist: "DIRTY MINDS"
The Game of Naughty
Clues...
is also known as "The world's cleanest dirty game." The dirtier a
mind you have, the worse you
will be at playing DIRTY MINDS because all of
the answers are clean!
BFDLIKEICARE: free my relatives then
Alias-2005: lol wlf
Poetry_inMotion: HAPPY BORTHDAY BARRY
Poetry_inMotion: BIRTHDAY TOO
Barry_Rich2001: ty
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: hey larry
Brattitude: then flush tom? lol
Poetry_inMotion: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: yo barry
Letsplay88:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
JCP: poeness?
sunkist: HI LETS
WELCOME TO DIRTY MINDS
Suddenly_Susan: hiya barry
Alias-2005: howdy lets
Poetry_inMotion: IM starting to talk like JCP
OopsDidIDoDat: LARRY THE
PERVE OF PCO IS HERE
sunkist: "DIRTY MINDS"
The Game of Naughty
Clues...
is also known as "The world's cleanest dirty game." The dirtier a
mind you have, the worse you
will be at playing DIRTY MINDS because all of
the answers are clean!
Poetry_inMotion:
HUGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS P
BFDLIKEICARE: or in ur case spit,brat
Letsplay88: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Suddenly_Susan: hiya lets
JCP: stop dancing with dawn her typing is
wearing off on u
Letsplay88:
hugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggs p
Poetry_inMotion: lol
Brattitude: true true lol
sunkist: LOL
OopsDidIDoDat: pushes larry
down on the chair, ( look out for pointed objects)
Alias-2005: is larry
creator68?
BFDLIKEICARE: ;)
Poetry_inMotion: DAWN was rubbin against me
Letsplay88: lawddddddddddddddddddddd
OopsDidIDoDat: no that's the other
larry
Alias-2005: ok
OopsDidIDoDat: lets is larry
Alias-2005: just
askin
Letsplay88: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
OopsDidIDoDat: creater hasnt
been on for weeks
Alias-2005: ahhh, ok
Letsplay88: i got sumfin sharp
for u too push on lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: when he does its usually day time
Poetry_inMotion: Next
OopsDidIDoDat: lol larry
Poetry_inMotion:
sharp?
Letsplay88: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Poetry_inMotion: ack
Letsplay88: lmao
Brattitude: a pencil lets? lol
JCP: lmao
Letsplay88: wellllllllllllllllllll
Letsplay88:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sunkist: NEXT :I average about six inches
in length ****** Im cool, I can last for days ******
When i get old i get
soft
OopsDidIDoDat: im gonna make the letters WEEEEE Be filtered out so
larrycant weee no more
Poetry_inMotion: a widdles piece of wood?
Letsplay88: cemere and try lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Brattitude:
butter
Poetry_inMotion: I lost it
Letsplay88:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
JCP: snow storm
Brattitude: stick of butter
sunkist: NOT BUTTER
Brattitude: humm
OopsDidIDoDat: cream cheese
Poetry_inMotion: * lips syncs
JCP: ice
sunkist: NOT CHEESE
sunkist: NOT ICE
Letsplay88: butter is for lube
lmao
figment: pretzel
Alias-2005: lol
Poetry_inMotion: shave
everyday
OopsDidIDoDat: toms penis lol
JCP: crawler
Brattitude: nah
astro glide works betta
sunkist: I average about six inches in length ******
Im cool, I can last for days ****** When
i get old i get sodt\
sunkist:
oops soft
BFDLIKEICARE: lmao
Brattitude: lmao dawn
Letsplay88: good
thang its adult room lmao
Alias-2005: popsicle
OopsDidIDoDat: get old
and soft lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol larry
Brattitude: cucumber
Poetry_inMotion: cant last for days
sunkist: gj cucumber
JCP: banana
figment: gj bratt
Alias-2005: gj b
Poetry_inMotion: LOL
Suddenly_Susan: nj bratti
Letsplay88: no cucumber for brat lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: never know pm
JCP: wd
Poetry_inMotion: lol
JCP:
the other fruit
Poetry_inMotion: well
Suddenly_Susan: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: what was it?
Brattitude: so whats new lets lol
Poetry_inMotion: I have a few cucumber stories
BFDLIKEICARE: dill do
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Poetry_inMotion: but that's for another day
Alias-2005: cuke dawn
Letsplay88: well dawn does luv carrots lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: brat has tons of those
JCP: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
larry
Alias-2005: howdy j
Suddenly_Susan: huggs babe
Letsplay88:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Poetry_inMotion: Hugggs jay
OopsDidIDoDat:
hiya jay
BFDLIKEICARE: i have 1 story but its a dandy,poe
kariberry: hi
j
JCP: hi J
sunkist: hi ya jay
Brattitude: hi jay
kariberry: hi
lets
1sweetguy4u: hey all
sunkist: welcome to dirty minds
Poetry_inMotion: well Mine are too
Letsplay88: hiya
Poetry_inMotion:
I used to work in a produce department
Poetry_inMotion: lol
Poetry_inMotion: all old ladies
Alias-2005: dirty clues, cleans answers
j
sunkist: "DIRTY MINDS"
The Game of Naughty Clues...
is also known as
"The world's cleanest dirty game." The dirtier a mind you have, the worse you
will be at playing DIRTY MINDS because all of the answers are clean!
Letsplay88: thought it was goin to say 6 ft of shit lmao
Brattitude: nah dawn my best story is a bar glass lol
Poetry_inMotion:
pick their cucumbers very slowly
BFDLIKEICARE: i use to be married to a
canadian
OopsDidIDoDat: those poor Veggies PM
JCP: people are sensual
cucumbers are sensuus
Alias-2005: lol lar
OopsDidIDoDat: lol brat
BFDLIKEICARE: hiya 1sg
Poetry_inMotion: shavin cream
Poetry_inMotion: be nice and clean
JCP: i have one about a coke bottle
but that's a late night nurse story
Letsplay88: shitt lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: if u ever went in the adult lobbies in Mplayer wya back when
IF it fit it went in.....and if it didn't fit they made it
fit lol
Poetry_inMotion: EWWWWWWWWWW
Brattitude: lmao jc
JCP: serious
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Alias-2005: greatest song ever for a rat
Poetry_inMotion: seriously
JCP: my sis inlaw was a nurse
Poetry_inMotion: stoppit
sunkist: next :m pink and moist ****** My juice
makes you pucer ****** Im split down the
middle
Poetry_inMotion: lol
JCP: late nite shift
Brattitude: so am i jc .. and it didn't end well
for the woman lol
BFDLIKEICARE: grapefruit
JCP: ssaw weird stuff
1sweetguy4u: grapefruit
OopsDidIDoDat: omg sun
sunkist: gj
grapefruit
Poetry_inMotion: OMG
Alias-2005: persimmon?
JCP: pucer?
Poetry_inMotion: CUTLET!
Alias-2005: gj tom
sunkist: lmao dawn
Suddenly_Susan: nj tom
OopsDidIDoDat: (--crossing legs as to not arouse
PM)
Letsplay88: lawwd i need beer to be in here brb
JCP: wd
Letsplay88: lol
Poetry_inMotion: ROFL
Alias-2005:
lol d
JCP:
wtf pucer?
Poetry_inMotion: too late!
Brattitude: i'm sure you did jiffy
sunkist: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa LOL
1sweetguy4u: *pucker
Alias-2005: lol poeski
Brattitude: i'll tell ya
my story sometime
JCP: oh
Poetry_inMotion: you didn't cross em fast
enough
JCP: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: do tell brat lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
pm
BFDLIKEICARE: pm me ur story tude
Brattitude: it wasn't me dawn so
calm down gurl lol
Poetry_inMotion: anyone else want some wine?
JCP:
sure
Brattitude: i don't say no lol
Poetry_inMotion: Guarenteed to give
ya a buzz by the 6th sip
OopsDidIDoDat: i made myself choke lol
Letsplay88: ill keep my beer p
Alias-2005: lol
sunkist: holding up
glass me
Poetry_inMotion: Im on sip 54
JCP: lol
Alias-2005: lol poe
sunkist: lol
Poetry_inMotion: but whos counting
Alias-2005: buzzed x
9
OopsDidIDoDat: lol sun is that Brats glass from her story?
Poetry_inMotion: Im always amazed at how well I type like this
JCP: lol
Poetry_inMotion: my fingers fly
OopsDidIDoDat: pm w amzed too lol
Poetry_inMotion: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: charlie types great drunk
Poetry_inMotion: whoever w is
Brattitude: lmao dawn
OopsDidIDoDat: w
is whatever!
Poetry_inMotion: I wanna see
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: cuz ur mind is less analytical when ur drinking poe
Poetry_inMotion: * pours charlie some wine
Poetry_inMotion: sip fast
charlie
sunkist: next :Men like to lay rubber on me ****** People sometimes
pay to ride on me
****** Im slippery when wet
Poetry_inMotion: 1
Poetry_inMotion: 2
OopsDidIDoDat: oh tom using big man words now lol
Poetry_inMotion: 3
Poetry_inMotion: 4
sunkist: lol
Poetry_inMotion: 5
Poetry_inMotion: 6
BFDLIKEICARE: pavement
BFDLIKEICARE: raod
OopsDidIDoDat: bronco lol
Alias-2005: street
BFDLIKEICARE: road
OopsDidIDoDat: ohhhhhhhhhhh
sunkist: road gj
Suddenly_Susan: nj tom
JCP: wd
OopsDidIDoDat: gj!
Alias-2005: gj
tom
Poetry_inMotion: IM slippery when wet too
Poetry_inMotion: just
sayin
OopsDidIDoDat: PM that's the wine
JCP: lol
Poetry_inMotion: me
on a wet road
Poetry_inMotion: is like ICE
BFDLIKEICARE: sahmwow on
aisle poe
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: shamwow
Letsplay88: wow i
can do dat too lmao
Poetry_inMotion: Roy your music scares me
Barry_Rich2001: It must be a wild ride Poe
Alias-2005: lol poe
Poetry_inMotion: I spin a lot Barry
Poetry_inMotion: lol
Alias-2005:
lol
Letsplay88: cemere den p lmao
Poetry_inMotion: kinda like Bambi on
Ice
BFDLIKEICARE: wow ur a spiner poe?
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Brattitude: she meant to type spitter tom lol
sunkist: NEXT : I
sometimes have a gerbil inside of me ****** My opening is big enough for
your hand ******If you re using me, your re an animal
BFDLIKEICARE:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Poetry_inMotion: I gotta dingaling
OopsDidIDoDat:
lo brat
JCP: deer in the ehadlights poeness?
Brattitude: cage
Alias-2005: gjj b
Letsplay88: hope not p lmao
Poetry_inMotion: ROFL
Suddenly_Susan: cage
JCP: cage
Suddenly_Susan: lol
sunkist: GJ
CAGE
Suddenly_Susan: nj bratti
JCP: wd
Poetry_inMotion: I SPIT MY
WINE OUT READING THAT!
Poetry_inMotion: OMG
figment: gj
1sweetguy4u:
lol
Letsplay88: lmao
sunkist: LOL
figment: not supposed to spit poe
BFDLIKEICARE: richard gere
kariberry: lol poe
kariberry: hugggs poe
Poetry_inMotion: there's no hope for me tonight
sunkist: GOOD TUNE ROY
Letsplay88: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Poetry_inMotion: P... you sure you
still wanna pard me?
Letsplay88: uh huh
Poetry_inMotion: I am seein
double
Poetry_inMotion: lol
Alias-2005: lol
Letsplay88: hell i see
dbl everynite lmao
Poetry_inMotion: so don'tr be afraid
Poetry_inMotion:
* sings to DAWN
OopsDidIDoDat: lol larry
1sweetguy4u: yes?
Letsplay88: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
OopsDidIDoDat: awwww
Poetry_inMotion: show em your true colors babyt Dawn
1sweetguy4u: oops
Letsplay88: dawn wont sing to me lol
Brattitude: lucky you lets
Poetry_inMotion: *dances around Dawn
Letsplay88: lmao
JCP: dawn
sings to the server
Alias-2005: lol b
OopsDidIDoDat: lol jcp
Poetry_inMotion: ROFL @ the server
JCP: don;t let me downnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
OopsDidIDoDat: to that i curse lol
OopsDidIDoDat: haaaaaaaaa
Charlie: she wasn't singing last night
JCP: lmao
JCP: oh?
Letsplay88: p did u get in
JCP: do tell
Alias-2005: next
Poetry_inMotion: dont be afraid
figment: hi jal
OopsDidIDoDat: u all
got lucky one more boot i wasn't fixing lol
Poetry_inMotion: true colors
Brattitude: hi jal
sunkist: NEXT :I get fingered a lot ****** People
stick things in me ****** I sometimes get
laid on my spine
Alias-2005:
howdy jal
Poetry_inMotion: true colors
OopsDidIDoDat: hiyaaaaaa jal!
Poetry_inMotion: are beautiful
1sweetguy4u: book
Alias-2005: oh my
Poetry_inMotion: like a rainbow
figment: notebook
jalbert2: hi all
sunkist: HI YA JAL
Brattitude: book
sunkist: GJ BOOK
jalbert2:
hi alias ltns
OopsDidIDoDat: book
Alias-2005: gj j
Poetry_inMotion:
WAIT
JCP: wd
jalbert2: hi kist oops
Poetry_inMotion: WAIT
BFDLIKEICARE: accupunture
kariberry: book
Charlie: I have so many
different answers
Poetry_inMotion: you can't lay a book on its SPINE
Letsplay88: ill wait fer u p
JCP: lol
Alias-2005: lol ch
OopsDidIDoDat: lol charlie
Letsplay88: dont be late lol
Poetry_inMotion: IM coming
sunkist: "DIRTY MINDS"
The Game of Naughty
Clues...
is also known as "The world's cleanest dirty game." The dirtier a
mind you have, the worse you
will be at playing DIRTY MINDS because all of
the answers are clean!
OopsDidIDoDat: sure i can
sunkist: HEY
POP
Poetry_inMotion: HAPPY BIRTHDAY POPS
Brattitude: hugsssss pop
Alias-2005: howdy paul
OopsDidIDoDat: hay pop
Poetry_inMotion: :)
Poetry_inMotion: HUGGGS
sunkist: WELCOME TO DIRTY MINDS
JCP: hi pop
Poetry_inMotion: be back in a bit
Charlie: hi pop
jalbert2: hi kal
kari
OopsDidIDoDat: ok pm
sunkist: "DIRTY MINDS"
The Game of Naughty
Clues...
is also known as "The world's cleanest dirty game." The dirtier a
mind you have, the worse you
will be at playing DIRTY MINDS because all of
the answers are clean!
kariberry: hugs jal
sunkist: OK
POE HAVE FUN
BFDLIKEICARE: yo papanazi
OopsDidIDoDat: to see how dirty
PoP is all u have to do is go in the funny pic room lol
JCP: lol
Alias-2005: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: anal beads wasn't it? LOL
kariberry:
lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
kariberry: lol
poparazi: hey sun
Alias-2005: it looked like it
poparazi: huggs bratt
BFDLIKEICARE:
sweaty anal beads
OopsDidIDoDat: was sweat lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol yes
poparazi: howdy roy
kariberry: hugggs pop
poparazi: hiya dawn
OopsDidIDoDat: sweating bullets?
sunkist: OK THIS ONE IS FOR DAWN LOL
OopsDidIDoDat: ty lol
JCP: bull
sunkist: LMAO
Alias-2005: yeehaw
OopsDidIDoDat: loljcp
sunkist: ALMOST AFRAID TO POST IT
JCP: milk
sunkist: BUT HERE GOES
OopsDidIDoDat: hahhha
BFDLIKEICARE: almond
joy
poparazi: huggs berry
sunkist: Im long and usually stiff ****** When
i get hot i expand ****** They call me a tube
steak
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
1sweetguy4u: weiner
Alias-2005: weiner
JCP: hotdog
1sweetguy4u:
lol
Brattitude: hoy foh
figment: hot dog
Brattitude: hot dog
OopsDidIDoDat: ballpark!
BFDLIKEICARE: ballpark frank
OopsDidIDoDat:
lol
kariberry: hot dog
OopsDidIDoDat: haha bfd
sunkist: GJ HOT DOG
sunkist: LMAO
JCP: lol
Brattitude: daymn i need apain pill lol
Alias-2005: gj hot dogs and weiners
OopsDidIDoDat: i said that one hr
ago lol
JCP: i expand iffin i not hot
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
sunkist:
GIGGLING I KNOW
sunkist: LMAO
Brattitude: at least then i know what i'm
typing even iffin the rest of ya don't \
JCP: lol
sunkist: WAS SEEING YA
REMEMBERED LOL
poparazi: my mind may be too dirty to play this game after
all
BFDLIKEICARE: gives tude a viagra
Brattitude: could be pop lol
Alias-2005: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Brattitude: lmao tom
OopsDidIDoDat: pop good :)
Brattitude: that could truly be a pain lol
Brattitude: could be*
Alias-2005: would bratti get a clit erection?
BFDLIKEICARE: ur fingers will get hard
OopsDidIDoDat: haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Alias-2005: oh, that
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol roy
Brattitude:
that's gurlie wood to you roy lol
Alias-2005: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
gurlie wood
Charlie: haaaaaaaaa
JCP: gurlie oddy?
BFDLIKEICARE: a
wideon
JCP: woddie
Alias-2005: lol tom
Brattitude: uh huh jiffy
JCP: oh shit
JCP: n/m
JCP: lol
sunkist: NEXT
Brattitude:
lmao
Alias-2005: i get that tom
sunkist: Im about 11 inches long ******
I can prove that you re a man ****** The doctor
checks my box
poparazi:
if it hasnt gone down after 4 hrs bratti , come see me
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: ruler
Alias-2005: oh my
OopsDidIDoDat: no duh
sunkist: NOPE
OopsDidIDoDat: rulers at 12 lol
Brattitude: birth
cirtficate
Brattitude: even though i spelled it wrong lol
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Barry_Rich2001: Penis
sunkist: BITRTH CERT GJ
BFDLIKEICARE: gj tude
JCP: wd
OopsDidIDoDat: gj!
Alias-2005: gj
b!
sunkist: BIRTH TOO
poparazi: could be talking about bratts clit again
JCP: lol
Brattitude: lmao pop
Alias-2005: lol paul
sunkist: OMG
I WAS BORN NOT BITRTHED
BFDLIKEICARE: girth certificate
OopsDidIDoDat:
brat want me to hold them while U smack them?
Alias-2005: lol tom
Brattitude: well daymn it stop talkin bout it and do something to it lol
JCP: with her clit?
OopsDidIDoDat: hahah brat!
OopsDidIDoDat: jcp!
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: that's just so wrong jcp lol
OopsDidIDoDat:
omg omg!!
JCP: trhought u muted me dawn'winks
sunkist: LOL
Brattitude: no it's not dawn sounds like fun to me lol
OopsDidIDoDat:
lo,l im in tears lol
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: haaaaaaaa
OopsDidIDoDat: cant say nothing in pco lol
JCP: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat:
its taken wrong lol
poparazi: 11 inch clit would scare the hell out of a man
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol pop
Alias-2005: i'd run
Brattitude: lmao pop
sunkist: LMAO POP
Charlie: clit envy?
JCP:
id take a lickin
poparazi: be afraid it was a strap on
BFDLIKEICARE: id
have to sword fight that clit
OopsDidIDoDat: only cause it would tkake too
much time and effort pop
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
sunkist: LMAO
Brattitude: i'm thinkin it would skeer the hell outta the woman sportin it
Alias-2005: hermophrodite?
JCP: lol
Suddenly_Susan: oh lawd tom
JCP: she could stand an dpee
sunkist: OMG IM GOING TO PEE MYSELF
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: just sit on it tude
Brattitude:
lmao tom
OopsDidIDoDat: lol brat imagine how long the kotex would be lol
Brattitude: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: hahahha
Suddenly_Susan: hahahaha
JCP: kotes by john holmes
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
sunkist: Ive got blue
balls ****** One ball is white and one ball is black ****** You get more
action with a powdered tip
Brattitude: lmao jc
poparazi: if she had
11 inch clit i would barely be able to get 5 inches past it
Suddenly_Susan:
stop you gonna run the guys off
sunkist: LOL
OopsDidIDoDat: lol susan
JCP: pool
Alias-2005: pool
Brattitude: pool table
Charlie: pool
balls
Suddenly_Susan: cue
kariberry: pool
sunkist: NOT POOL ANOTHER
NAME
Kalani: lotto
JCP: biliards
Brattitude: snookers
Alias-2005: billiards
Kalani: billards
poparazi: snooker
Charlie: billliards
Alias-2005: gj jeff
sunkist: BILLIARDS GJ
Alias-2005: same diff
JCP: or a powdered oenis
sunkist: I DONT PLAY
SO
JCP: penis
sunkist: OENIS LMAO
Alias-2005: and jeff first on both
figment: nite all, headin to bed
JCP: lol
Brattitude: ewwwwww talk
about a dry fuck jc
figment: have fun
sunkist: LMAO BRATT
Brattitude: nite figgie
Alias-2005: tc figgy
JCP: lil english for
the g spot brat
kariberry: nite fig t/c
figment: huggggggggggggggs
sunkist: HUGS FIG BE SAFE NITE NITE
Brattitude: lmao
Alias-2005: lol
jeff
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha jeff
JCP: lol
sunkist: TY FOR COMING
Suddenly_Susan: nite figgers
JCP: just sayin
BFDLIKEICARE: use talc
figment: ty sun, was fun
Alias-2005: he came????
Alias-2005: dayum
sunkist: :-) NITE NITE
Alias-2005: howdy hose
Brattitude:
hugsssssssss hose
JCP: cuming?
Brattitude: ltns
HoseMan: hi all
JCP: lol
sunkist: HI HOSE
OopsDidIDoDat: hiya hose
Suddenly_Susan: hiya hoseman
sunkist: WELCOME TO DIRTY MINDS
JCP: hi
hoiser
sunkist: "DIRTY MINDS"
The Game of Naughty Clues...
is also
known as "The world's cleanest dirty game." The dirtier a mind you have, the
worse you
will be at playing DIRTY MINDS because all of the answers are
clean!
sunkist: HAVE FUN NO RULES TONITE
kariberry: huggs hose
OopsDidIDoDat: when did figgy leave i missed her?
JCP: lol
sunkist:
JUST NOW
JCP: good lord
Brattitude: just a second ago
Alias-2005:
just a minute ago
HoseMan: gee looks like ill have to go get my dirty mind
out of the moth balls
JCP: lmao
Brattitude: ickkkkkkkkkkk
OopsDidIDoDat: lol hose
Brattitude: as if hose
1sweetguy4u: back
JCP: wb j
sunkist: WB JAY
OopsDidIDoDat: i was in gc lobby trying to
get hose to see me lol
Alias-2005: brat, what was up with that baby shit
yellow font?
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
JCP: u naked dawn?
HoseMan: well
been so long i forgot how to use it
sunkist: LOL
Brattitude: my mouse
moved lol
OopsDidIDoDat: hahahah
Alias-2005: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: jcp
not yet lol
Alias-2005: wb paul
Brattitude: it's a laptop thing roy lol
JCP: watches bratty's mouse move
poparazi: my internet sucketh
JCP:
furry lil sucker eh
Alias-2005: lol
JCP: lol
Brattitude: not so much
anymore jiffy lol
Alias-2005: next
JCP: llmao
sunkist: NEXT : can
get stiff ****** I have a deep throat inside me ****** Men have hair
growing
out of me
poparazi: id say its bald but that's just a guess jeff
Brattitude: it's one of the few good things about chemo lol
JCP: nose
JCP: ears
BFDLIKEICARE: im getting free wireless from my neighbor,had to
tell the bastige to pay his bill cuz it was cut off for 3 days
1sweetguy4u:
neck
Brattitude: ears
sunkist: LOL NO
sunkist: NECK GJ
Alias-2005: gj j
JCP: wd
OopsDidIDoDat: lol tom
poparazi: the
nerve of him bfd
BFDLIKEICARE: :)
JCP: so dawn?
BFDLIKEICARE: no
shit huh?
OopsDidIDoDat: i rem the night ml was busted from her neighbor lol
JCP: when did u get naked?
kariberry: nosie
OopsDidIDoDat: she typed
OH SHIT IM caught lol
BFDLIKEICARE: i remember that
Alias-2005: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: and we watched her slide away lol
BFDLIKEICARE: was years
ago
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: yes lol
JCP: lol
poparazi:
lol
OopsDidIDoDat: she held o while running lol
BFDLIKEICARE: she was
outside
OopsDidIDoDat: yes inm yard lol
sunkist: NEXT :My hands are on
my Wang ******I love to fondle my apples ****** I can use
it floppy or hard
Brattitude: well all i gotta say is it's the dumb neighbors fault for not
passwording it lol
Barry_Rich2001: I am getting tired
Alias-2005: disk
1sweetguy4u: computer
Suddenly_Susan: lol
Barry_Rich2001: nite all
OopsDidIDoDat: right brat mines PW LOL
Suddenly_Susan: nite barry
OopsDidIDoDat: niters barry
sunkist: NITE BARRY
BFDLIKEICARE: nite
barry
Brattitude: mine too
sunkist: NOT COMPUTER
JCP: mac
sunkist: OR DISK
Kalani: disk drive
sunkist: NOT MAC
1sweetguy4u: hard drive?
sunkist: NOT DRIVE
Kalani: compuputer disk
sunkist: My hands are on my Wang ******I love to fondle my apples ****** I
can use it
floppy or hard
OopsDidIDoDat: discs?
JCP: disc
sunkist: NOT DISC
OopsDidIDoDat: cds
Brattitude: orchard
sunkist: NOPE
poparazi: am i here?
sunkist: My hands are on my Wang
******I love to fondle my apples ****** I can use it
floppy or hard
JCP:
iphone
HoseMan: mouse
1sweetguy4u: ipad
Brattitude: jiffy ?
sunkist: NOT IPHONE
JCP: kindlefire
1sweetguy4u: ipod
sunkist:
NOT IPAD
OopsDidIDoDat: kindle lol
sunkist: NOT KINDLEFIRE
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
sunkist: ITS A JOB
sunkist: NOT KINDLE
Brattitude: baker
OopsDidIDoDat: operator
JCP: orchardist
Kalani: progamer
BFDLIKEICARE: puter tech
sunkist: NOT BAKER NOT
OPERATOR
sunkist: GJ PROGRAMMER
Alias-2005: gj kal?
poparazi: mac
JCP: wd
Alias-2005: gj kal!
BFDLIKEICARE: wtg kal
JCP: everybody
wang chung tonight
OopsDidIDoDat: gj
Suddenly_Susan: nj kal
Alias-2005: lol jeff
OopsDidIDoDat: nerd alert on kal!
poparazi:
when my hands on my wang seldom is it floppy
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha pops
Brattitude: i'm not chungin no ones wang
tonight :(
Alias-2005: lol paul
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol chungin
JCP: r u trolling with that long clit bratty?
sunkist: NEXT :Peckers
bang me ****** Theres sticky stuff inside me ****** My root is long
and
gnarly
1sweetguy4u: tree
poparazi: if i had a 3 and 1/2 inch floppy dont
think id tell anyone either
OopsDidIDoDat: lol JCP!!!!!!!!!
BFDLIKEICARE: tree
sunkist: TREE GJ
Alias-2005: gj j
OopsDidIDoDat: the visual lol
Brattitude: you caught me jiffy
JCP:
maple tree
Suddenly_Susan: nj tom
1sweetguy4u: excuse me hun?
Brattitude: tree
Suddenly_Susan: oh nj babe
1sweetguy4u: *wink
Alias-2005: lol
Suddenly_Susan: muah
JCP: bratty is nranching out
OopsDidIDoDat: brat how many clit rings does it take on that long thing?
JCP: branching
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha
Alias-2005: lmao dawn
JCP:
lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: lol LOL!!!
Suddenly_Susan: for 11inches
Brattitude: i don't know yet dawn i'm not done drilling the holes lol
1sweetguy4u: brb
JCP: lol
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha
OopsDidIDoDat:
i see brat in a whole new light lol
poparazi: she packs the donuts at the
nude beach on that thing
OopsDidIDoDat: lol drilling holes
JCP: with
this clitring i thee wed
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
sunkist: LOL
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha jeff
BFDLIKEICARE: her clit is layered with
rings,like a watusi
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Brattitude: lmao jiffy you do
love me after all lol
JCP: he yi performed 3 marriages, or fuenrals
sunkist: I make your hair sticky ****** I come out white and creamy ****** I
can make your
head stiff and hard
Brattitude: if you count the rings tom
you'lll know how old i am lol
JCP: im a notary
Alias-2005: hair gel
BFDLIKEICARE: mouse
JCP: prel
Brattitude: hair gel
BFDLIKEICARE:
mousse
sunkist: MOUSSE GJ
Alias-2005: gj tom
JCP: wd
JCP: who
goose the mousse?
Brattitude: apparently tom did
JCP: lol
Brattitude: he knew it made his hair sticky
BFDLIKEICARE: indeed
JCP: omg
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
JCP: rememebr the movie
Brattitude:
are the sheep busdy tonight tom
JCP: with ben stiller
JCP: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: what movie?
BFDLIKEICARE: was dripping from the ceiling
from the stalagtite
JCP: he jakced ooff
OopsDidIDoDat: oh yhea lol
JCP: it hit the ceiling'and fell in his hair
JCP: lmao
sunkist: LOL
OopsDidIDoDat: and fell on head no?
OopsDidIDoDat: yes lol
JCP: yes
JCP: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: what was that movie name
JCP: cam't
rememebr
Suddenly_Susan: oh lawd
BFDLIKEICARE: something aboot mary
JCP: lol
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha
JCP: j?
OopsDidIDoDat: yes lol
JCP: yes tom ty
OopsDidIDoDat: hey sun can we take a 3 min brak lol
JCP: omg tff
sunkist: NEXT :Im somewhere between your cheeks ****** When
theres pain you take me out
****** When im strong, my root runs deep
Suddenly_Susan: tooth
sunkist: SURE I NEED A SMOKE AFTER THIS
JCP:
butt hair
Brattitude: tooth
BFDLIKEICARE: teef
sunkist: GJ TOOTH
OopsDidIDoDat: lol teef
kariberry: dentures
Suddenly_Susan: ")
sunkist: TEEF LMAO
JCP: lol
Alias-2005: gj darlin!
sunkist:
DENTURES LOL
wyzrdofahhs: Howdies
Alias-2005: leaving kari hon?
Brattitude: i wish they would give me some them bfd
kariberry: yes roy
Alias-2005: tc kari baby
wyzrdofahhs: wow there are lots of versions of
this
BFDLIKEICARE: i like em,never have toofaches
kariberry: not feeling
well right now
Brattitude: but them pussies to skeered to pull all 4 teef i
gots left on the bottom lol
Alias-2005: be well
Alias-2005: lol b
kariberry: i'm trying to
BFDLIKEICARE: yo wyz
1sweetguy4u:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!
kariberry: nite and t/c all n have fun
1sweetguy4u: Ottawa wins in overtime over the Rangers
JCP: tc kari
poparazi: tc berry feel better soon
1sweetguy4u: sry charley
Brattitude: they be afraid of a a lot of radition roy lol
poparazi: who
won the bruins game jay
Alias-2005: lol
JCP: caps
1sweetguy4u:
washington
1sweetguy4u: 2-1 in OT
JCP: in overtime
JCP: double
overtime
Brattitude: do i hear triple
JCP: lol
poparazi: i watched
the first ot but had to leave
Brattitude: going once going twice
OopsDidIDoDat: spelt right lol
JCP: lol
BFDLIKEICARE:
thanx i needed this
sunkist: LOL
JCP: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sunkist: If
i miss, I hit your bush ****** Its my job to stuff your box ****** When i come,
its
news
Brattitude: c'mere santa i'll slap ya again hehehehehe
1sweetguy4u: newspaper
JCP: mail
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: paperboy
Kalani: paper boy
sunkist: PAPERBOY
sunkist: GJ
OopsDidIDoDat: gj !
JCP: breadstick delivery guy
BFDLIKEICARE: my penis
Kalani: altho..up here...the adutls took all the
paper jobs away from the kids
sunkist: LMAO YOU SHOULD KNOW THESE WE PLAYED
WITH THESE BEFORE REMEMBER
Kalani: so kids here can't even get a paper rout
any more
JCP: sun?
JCP: tmi
JCP: shakes m yhead
sunkist: LOL
JCP: lol
1sweetguy4u: same thing here, kal, but the kids here are
spoiled and don't expect to have to earn their money
Brattitude: put that
back in your pants jiffy
poparazi: not enough kentuckians can read to kep
the paperboy in business
JCP: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
OopsDidIDoDat:
pop that's bad lol
ittybitty: brb..
OopsDidIDoDat: get er done!
BFDLIKEICARE: hb itty
JCP: lol
sunkist: HB ITTY
Brattitude: i'm
tryin dawn i'm tryin lol
OopsDidIDoDat: aint itty from Kentucky?
OopsDidIDoDat: lolbrat
JCP: redneck pickup line, nice shoes now ge tin
the damn truck
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: nice shoes,is that ur
sheep?
Brattitude: oh really i always thought the best pick up line was nice
shoes wanna fuck
OopsDidIDoDat: or nice feet.now get in the back seat lol
poparazi: itty is from same town i am dawn
Brattitude: i usta have the
wav lol
OopsDidIDoDat: pop u near here?
OopsDidIDoDat: her
poparazi:
yeah , known itty since we were little
sunkist: =I go in hard ****** I come
out soft ****** You blow my wad
OopsDidIDoDat: cool i thought u were online
friends
Kalani: since you both wer itty bitty?
1sweetguy4u: bubble gum
OopsDidIDoDat: lol kal
BFDLIKEICARE: so u 2 are related?
OopsDidIDoDat: lol tom!
Brattitude: lmfao tom
sunkist: BUBBLE GUM GJ
poparazi: pretty much kal lol
ittybitty: haha paul
JCP: wd j
1sweetguy4u: thx
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha nj babe
Brattitude: only if
they are close to the wva border tom lol
OopsDidIDoDat: itty u feeling
better?
JCP: lol
poparazi: you were about 9 or ten when i first met ya
wasn't it itty
OopsDidIDoDat: wow that is young
ittybitty: paul
ittybitty: i have no idea
ittybitty: ha
poparazi: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: so u seen her in her awkard years lol
ittybitty: ive had
sum brain dammage since then yanno
Brattitude: sure ya do itty it was just
yesterday lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
ittybitty: lol
wyzrdofahhs: he
talkin years or inches ?
ittybitty: yes dawn i am
OopsDidIDoDat: :)
sunkist: OK LAST ONE TY ALL FOR COMING HOPE YA HAD FUN
poparazi: i was 9
or ten if we talking inches wyz not her
JCP: ty 4 hosting sun
OopsDidIDoDat: ty sun u lasted a long time lol
sunkist: You lick your
fingers after eating my meat ****** Big succulent breasts were my
business
poparazi: ty sun
BFDLIKEICARE: ten rings
Suddenly_Susan: ty for
hosting sunny
Brattitude: thanks for hosting sunny it's been lots of fun :)
1sweetguy4u: KFC
JCP: chicken
1sweetguy4u: chicken
OopsDidIDoDat: it was fun and nice turn out!
Brattitude: chicken
JCP: colnel sanders
sunkist: KFC GJ
poparazi: whorehouse
Brattitude: oh kfc
Suddenly_Susan: yumm finger lickin
JCP: wd
wyzrdofahhs: colonel samders
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Suddenly_Susan: nj
babe
JCP: he dead
1sweetguy4u: thx
JCP: now
JCP: lol
sunkist: DO THIS AGAIN EXCEPT START AT 9 DAWN DEAL
Brattitude: did he
eat his own chicken?
JCP: prolly
sunkist: HI RODNEY
Brattitude: if
so he prolly broke his neck reachin it
JCP: lol
Suddenly_Susan: nite all
hugs
poparazi: dont know if he ate his own meat or not bratt
ittybitty:
Huggs Rodney
JCP: choked on his chicken bratty
MysteriousManFl: BraTT
wants to know if someone is choking their chicken?
Brattitude: lmao pop
Kalani: ty for hosting sunny
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: ty sun was tons
of fun :)
Brattitude: lmao hugs mmf
sunkist: WELCOME
OopsDidIDoDat:
yes sun 9 would be good
BFDLIKEICARE: was great sunnypoo,ty so much
poparazi: bratt chokes her clit
MysteriousManFl: Hi Everyone
sunkist: HUGS TOM TY
BFDLIKEICARE: heya mm
sunkist: LOL
MysteriousManFl: damn i get here and everyones leaving?
Brattitude: no i
don't pop cant get my hand all the way around it lol
wyzrdofahhs: so
everyone gonna poof now ?
OopsDidIDoDat: hey MF!
OopsDidIDoDat: nah ill
stay a few :)
sunkist: BEEN HERE SINCE 830 RODNEY
OopsDidIDoDat: mf we
been here long time lol
sunkist: NO ILL STAY ABIT I JUST RUN OUT OF
QUESTIONS FOR THE NITE
OopsDidIDoDat: MF!!!!!!!!! how u doing?
Brattitude: we can't help it if your a day late and dollar short mmf
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: u even missed brats xtra large lady
part lol
poparazi: lol
poparazi: shes packing
Brattitude: i told ya
MONTHSSSSSSSSSSS
OopsDidIDoDat: i got some sex trivia questions for u guys
ready?
JCP: okies
OopsDidIDoDat: heaven's porthole is also known as ?
Brattitude: pussy
JCP: g spot
MysteriousManFl: doing ok.. just been
busy
OopsDidIDoDat: more formal word
OopsDidIDoDat: V
poparazi:
vagina
JCP: vagina
MysteriousManFl: sailor dream?
OopsDidIDoDat:
___________gj
Brattitude: me too mmf ... i'm blowing my nose so much i can't
turn on the puter lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
JCP: as in ur a vagina head
OopsDidIDoDat: hahah brat
OopsDidIDoDat: Two of the main causes of
temporary impotence are?
Brattitude: daymn allergies are already kickin my
ass
MysteriousManFl: step away from the coke bratt....lol
Kalani: kick
in the nuts ?
OopsDidIDoDat: me too brat
Brattitude: laugher and cold lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol kal
OopsDidIDoDat: all of those but nope lol
wyzrdofahhs: alcahol and bitchyness ?
Brattitude: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Brattitude: drugs and alcahol
OopsDidIDoDat:
tight pants and smoking________________kals cat
MysteriousManFl: fat women
and no viagra?
OopsDidIDoDat: lol mf!
Brattitude: awww okay
JCP: lol
Kalani: ugly partner?
poparazi: lol
ittybitty: lol kal
JCP: not
enuff beer?
Brattitude: hey this fat woman carries the viagara and bags tyv
OopsDidIDoDat: Longest Clitoris: recorded is?
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: not 11 brat lol
JCP: bratty
poparazi: 11inches
Brattitude: 11 inches
Brattitude: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: lower lol
Brattitude: o
Brattitude: 9
Brattitude: 8
JCP: 3 inches
Brattitude: 7
OopsDidIDoDat: lower
Brattitude: 5
OopsDidIDoDat:
igher jcp
wyzrdofahhs: 2 inches
JCP: 2 inches
Brattitude: 4
JCP:
4 knches
poparazi: bratt can be in book of records
OopsDidIDoDat: add
half lol
JCP: i feel like danw is instructing me on her body
OopsDidIDoDat: haaaaaaaaaa
MysteriousManFl: stretched or non stretched?
JCP: lmao
wyzrdofahhs: 2 1/2 inches
Brattitude: ut uh pop i'd hafta
take a pic then every daymn man would want a piece of it
OopsDidIDoDat:
higer lol
wyzrdofahhs: 3 inches
Brattitude: 5 1/2
OopsDidIDoDat:
lower lol
poparazi: all men want a piece already bratt
OopsDidIDoDat: u
missing it lol
Brattitude: 4 1/2
OopsDidIDoDat: ___________ 4 1/2
poparazi: 2.75 inches
OopsDidIDoDat: woman's _____can swell up to 25%
their normal size when aroused.
MysteriousManFl: u sure that's a clitoris
and not just a really small penis?
Brattitude: nipples
Brattitude: clit
OopsDidIDoDat: _____________nips lol
BFDLIKEICARE: tudes gunna be the
new ad sing for the summer olympics
BFDLIKEICARE: sign
wyzrdofahhs: I've
seen swell more
Brattitude: ring toss tom? lol
OopsDidIDoDat: tryign to
use the NON xrated stuff lol
BFDLIKEICARE: rings lots of rings
MysteriousManFl: BFD!!!!!!!!! Whats up man LTNS!
OopsDidIDoDat: gorilla
salad is known as?
BFDLIKEICARE: not much MM been awhile
Brattitude:
hairy pussy
OopsDidIDoDat: ________________gj brat
JCP: wd
MysteriousManFl: non x rated? WTH are we in ADULT lobby then?
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: nipples,without em,tits would be
pointless
poparazi: hairy pussy not x rated lol
OopsDidIDoDat: well when
i do my stuff i post a disclaimer lol
JCP: titalating
Brattitude: cause
i'm gracin you with my presence mmf lol
OopsDidIDoDat: The average age for
both genders for a first sexual experience is?
sunkist: OK OFF TO LET THE
CROSSED OUT DOG OUT / HAVE FUN WAVING NITE NITE
Brattitude: 16
OopsDidIDoDat: ty sun!!
JCP: 16
MysteriousManFl: 14
sunkist:
DAWN BEEF UP
JCP: in the south 11
poparazi: in ky its third grade
OopsDidIDoDat: lol 134
BFDLIKEICARE: nite
sunnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Brattitude: prolly more like 11
now
OopsDidIDoDat: 11?
BFDLIKEICARE: huggggggggggggggggggs
Brattitude: lmao jiffy
OopsDidIDoDat: hugsss sun
sunkist: PUT CAPS
ON AND 4
MysteriousManFl: does it matter if they are related?
sunkist:
HUGS YALL
JCP: lol
Brattitude: 16 dawn
OopsDidIDoDat: higer
Kalani: 9?
Brattitude: 17
JCP: 18
Brattitude: 18
OopsDidIDoDat: ___17
JCP: wow
OopsDidIDoDat: kal !! 9?
JCP: i
didn't wait that long
OopsDidIDoDat: must not be in nyc lol
JCP: oops
JCP: lol
Kalani: they start young these days
Brattitude: yeah but
your a sick puppy jiffy lol
OopsDidIDoDat: they start at 12 here lol
BFDLIKEICARE: bill clinton sex or regular sex?
JCP: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
poparazi: men in ky wont marry a virgin , if she was
too good for her own family we know we will never satisfy
her
OopsDidIDoDat: hahhaha
BFDLIKEICARE: does bj's count?
Brattitude:
lmao pop
MysteriousManFl: i bet that number would be lower if they asked
that question in louisiana
Brattitude: okay i'm getting a side ache here
OopsDidIDoDat: scissor fight is what?
JCP: lol
Brattitude: 69
poparazi: my cousin had a kid 3 days after she turned 13
BFDLIKEICARE:
cunt bumping?
MysteriousManFl: lesbians humping
Kalani: 2 women rubbing
there pussies together
OopsDidIDoDat: think 2 people
OopsDidIDoDat: see
kal knew!
JCP: 2 legs squeeing a mans neck during oral
OopsDidIDoDat:
__________kal lol
OopsDidIDoDat: and kal u got that very fast lol
JCP:
like kal's answer better
OopsDidIDoDat: loljcp
JCP: lol
Brattitude:
he's been watchin dawn lol
MysteriousManFl: what if they only had one leg
each?
BFDLIKEICARE: i said the same thing in an adult fashion
OopsDidIDoDat: they in trouble lol
poparazi: stump humping
Brattitude: then it's cutting the rug mmf lol
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: hahh abrat
OopsDidIDoDat: in brats case wont matter shes
got enough foe both of them lol
JCP: iffin they ahd wooden legs
Brattitude: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
poparazi: bratt is three legged
JCP: it you be rubbign sticks tiowehther
OopsDidIDoDat: Licking or
sucking someone's toes during sex is called?
BFDLIKEICARE: tudes new
nickname is tripod
Brattitude: then they'd hafta watch out for splinters
jiffy
JCP: sick
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Brattitude: lmao tom
OopsDidIDoDat: clue sounds fishy
JCP: toe jam?
OopsDidIDoDat: no
that's a toe jammed up ins ide lol
poparazi: carping
JCP: clams
MysteriousManFl: That would be called a nice fire starter Jc
OopsDidIDoDat: little fish
JCP: holy mackeral?
OopsDidIDoDat:
hahhaha
Brattitude: sardine
OopsDidIDoDat: smaller
JCP: tuna
JCP: minows
Brattitude: guppy
BFDLIKEICARE: guppys
OopsDidIDoDat: jcp tuna IS HUGE!
Kalani: lol
JCP: not hwne its born
JCP: geesh
OopsDidIDoDat: u call a small person this
MysteriousManFl: lmao
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
MysteriousManFl: midget
OopsDidIDoDat: no lol
JCP: dwarf
BFDLIKEICARE: shrimping
MysteriousManFl: spinner
OopsDidIDoDat:
______________BFD gj
JCP: wd
wyzrdofahhs: under hung
OopsDidIDoDat:
lol midget
MysteriousManFl: bashful,sleepy,?
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
MysteriousManFl: dopey?
JCP: god and i used to like shrimp
Brattitude: grumpy in my case
JCP: now dawn spoiled it
OopsDidIDoDat: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt claims his first sexual
experience was with?
Brattitude: lmao jiffy
OopsDidIDoDat: awwww poor
baby lol
MysteriousManFl: his self?
JCP: a dog
BFDLIKEICARE: a
transexual
JCP: a cat
OopsDidIDoDat: ewww dog
poparazi: sheep
JCP: lol
JCP: wasn't bahhhha dhe said
BFDLIKEICARE: his mother
MysteriousManFl: his mom?
OopsDidIDoDat: lol no
BFDLIKEICARE: his
father
MysteriousManFl: my mom?
poparazi: hes from ky so id say his
sister lol
OopsDidIDoDat: animal
Brattitude: ewwwwwwwwwww that's worse
lol
JCP: his cousin
MysteriousManFl: horse
OopsDidIDoDat: lol pop
Brattitude: go back to dog you sickos lol
JCP: from lusianna
OopsDidIDoDat: ewwwwwwww horse lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lolbrat
MysteriousManFl: giraffe?
MysteriousManFl: d
OopsDidIDoDat: bird
kinda
JCP: hooker
MysteriousManFl: d0nkey
OopsDidIDoDat: no don key
BFDLIKEICARE: his brothers
MysteriousManFl: ostrich
poparazi: he may
have stump trained a few horses
Brattitude: fingers lol
OopsDidIDoDat:
lol
JCP: chickadee
BFDLIKEICARE: a shrimp
BFDLIKEICARE: a midget
OopsDidIDoDat: ______________jcp i think
JCP: parrotket?
poparazi:
hooker
MysteriousManFl: a ostrich is a bird kinds
Brattitude: chicken
OopsDidIDoDat: whats a chick a dee?
OopsDidIDoDat: ___________Brat
chicken lol
Brattitude: a chicken??? are you serious lol
BFDLIKEICARE: a
bird
poparazi: duck
Kalani: a small finch like bird
JCP: the state
fo maine's bird
MysteriousManFl: was he checking for eggs?
JCP: lol
JCP: it is
Brattitude: lmao mmf
poparazi: i had a cousin that killed
20 chickens like that
OopsDidIDoDat: yup a chicken ( that's why he wantd to
crss the street ) lol
JCP: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: lol
MysteriousManFl:
those are kinda small tho
Kalani: he wwas stuck to the chicken?
Brattitude: they told him to pluck not fuck
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: to get away from larry
MysteriousManFl: I would rather use
a turkey ;)
JCP: wow
OopsDidIDoDat: hahhaha
OopsDidIDoDat: To place
the penis between a woman's breasts and thrust, as if engaging in intercourse is
called?
JCP: then colonel sander saw him
JCP: and wallah
Brattitude: titty fucking
BFDLIKEICARE: titty fuckin
poparazi:
heavenly
JCP: heaven
Brattitude: lmao
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat:
______brat and so blunt she typed it lol
ittybitty: pleasure
ittybitty:
lol
MysteriousManFl: that's the colonel sanders secret recipe!
OopsDidIDoDat: notice no typos on that one lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol itty
JCP: lmao
JCP: especiall yif they lick the tip
JCP: just sayinn
MysteriousManFl: whats she know about any of that? :)
BFDLIKEICARE: it
was a request,she already had it typed out
OopsDidIDoDat: A humpback whale's
erect schwanse is _______long.
MysteriousManFl: very
Brattitude: 2 foot
BFDLIKEICARE: 11 feet
wyzrdofahhs: 15 feet
Brattitude: daymn bfd and
you thought i was hung huh
poparazi: 20 feet its why his back is humped
OopsDidIDoDat: lower lol
JCP: humpback whale swallowed the french navy,
lotta semen
OopsDidIDoDat: lol pop
Brattitude: 5
BFDLIKEICARE:
almost as long as brats clit
Brattitude: 7
wyzrdofahhs: 10 foot
OopsDidIDoDat: almost bfd lol
Brattitude: 10
OopsDidIDoDat: __wyz 10
ft
JCP: wow
JCP: home wrecker
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
MysteriousManFl: i bet linda lovelace could handle that!
Kalani: what a
dork
OopsDidIDoDat: HRA - Acronym for ?
poparazi: wondered why that
woman called me ole humpback
BFDLIKEICARE: lol kal
Brattitude: no shyt
cause he wouldn't get close to this woman lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol!!
JCP:
i couldn't compete, shrugs, so i never date whales
OopsDidIDoDat: H R A
Brattitude: in your dreams pual lol
OopsDidIDoDat: whats HRA stand for
JCP: pual?
Brattitude: hummm no idea dawn
Brattitude: i'm not at all
sexual
OopsDidIDoDat: think sex lol
Brattitude: paul*
OopsDidIDoDat:
lol
Kalani: hot rear action
Brattitude: byte me jiff y
poparazi:
hairy rats ass
OopsDidIDoDat: ___kal
Brattitude: and make it hurt please
lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol pop
JCP: wow kal
JCP: u devil u
BFDLIKEICARE: hmmm kal got that kinda quick
Brattitude: no shyt he knows
all the really bad stuff
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: jcp see and this is my
stafff lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lolbrat
JCP: shakes my head
MysteriousManFl: that's also what they usually put on a estimate to fix your
car or truck... HRA
JCP: i'll hold classes dawn
Brattitude: i told you
to put that back in your apnts once already djiffy
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
JCP: fix that problem
OopsDidIDoDat: why do male deer rub their antlers
on a tree or the ground ?
JCP: lmao
poparazi: horny
JCP: mark their
spot
Kalani: jacking off
JCP: rutting season
MysteriousManFl: cause
they cant rub them on their nuts?
OopsDidIDoDat: _______________masterbating
JCP: ya know'
JCP: when a buck gets it only once a yeaer
MysteriousManFl: *hides my antlers*
JCP: of course he goes crazy
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol lol
OopsDidIDoDat: One of the oldest and
most popular slang expressions for the male penis is ?
JCP: i would too
BFDLIKEICARE: rub the antlers on a sheep fer christ sakes,kill 2 birds yanno
JCP: just sayin
poparazi: rubbing my antler works for me too
Brattitude: dick
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
MysteriousManFl: is that how the
term "getting some wood" was invented?
poparazi: cock
Brattitude: cock
Brattitude: as in pee cock
OopsDidIDoDat: no no no
BFDLIKEICARE:
tallywhacker
JCP: mr jiffy
JCP: oops
MysteriousManFl: one eyed
wonder worm?
Brattitude: lmao
JCP: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: johnson
wyzrdofahhs: schlong
OopsDidIDoDat: also means to cut
MysteriousManFl: trouser snake?
Brattitude: prick
JCP: slice
JCP: whinces
OopsDidIDoDat: ________prick
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
JCP: im all prick bratty
JCP: lol
MysteriousManFl: a prick isnt a
cut or i would be bleeding to DEATH!
BFDLIKEICARE: sirry plick
OopsDidIDoDat: ___________details techniques on ten types of kisses, 64
different caresses, eight variations
on oral sex, and 84 positions for
intercourse, what is it?
Brattitude: so i've noticed jiffy lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol mf
MysteriousManFl: kama sutra?
JCP: karma sutra
BFDLIKEICARE: kama sutures
OopsDidIDoDat: ____________Mf gj
Brattitude: what jiffy typed
JCP: lol
MysteriousManFl: sutures?
Brattitude: and mmf
Brattitude: and bfd
JCP: page 29 wow
JCP: i
need to go to the gym
JCP: lol
Brattitude: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat:
riddle:
OopsDidIDoDat: what do spaghetti and women have in common?
JCP:
both are half baked
Brattitude: you hafta add the balls
OopsDidIDoDat:
lol hey
Kalani: they both wiggle when you eat them
JCP: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: no
OopsDidIDoDat: _________KAL
JCP: wd
wyzrdofahhs: red sauce
OopsDidIDoDat: love that one tlol
OopsDidIDoDat: wyz lol
Kalani: but only if you doing it right :x
OopsDidIDoDat: ewwwwwwwww
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: so do
worms or maggots
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol tom
MysteriousManFl:
T
JCP: really tom?
Brattitude: not true tom they wiggle afore you eat
them
JCP: some wkmen do
OopsDidIDoDat: The typical lovemaking session
averages ________minutes in length?
JCP: just sayin
BFDLIKEICARE: while
too
JCP: 3
MysteriousManFl: 367
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: 3?? lol
poparazi: 20
OopsDidIDoDat: 367? lol
BFDLIKEICARE: 22.7 mins
Brattitude: 15\\
JCP: 6
Brattitude: 10
OopsDidIDoDat:
____________15 brat knows lol
JCP: 12
MysteriousManFl: 3? that's a half
bump chump..LOL
JCP: 15
JCP: 22
poparazi: 7
Brattitude: yeah
don't take men very long
JCP: who looks at their watch?
Kalani: 90
JCP: wait a hooker
JCP: lol
MysteriousManFl: what do you do with the
remaining 12 minutes BraTT? Cigarette?
Brattitude: that's right so we can
double charge ya
OopsDidIDoDat: sexual pleasure from watching others nude or
having sexual intercourse (often without their
knowledge). is ?
JCP: lol
JCP: voyerism
Brattitude: voyerism
MysteriousManFl: voyuerisn
BFDLIKEICARE: me
ittybitty: 15 minutes wow
poparazi: illegal
OopsDidIDoDat: ____________figures jcp go tthat one lol
Brattitude:
llmao tom can't get it on your own eh
JCP: legal during deer season
OopsDidIDoDat: ittys s till on the 15 mins lol
Brattitude: lmao
JCP:
lol
BFDLIKEICARE: star trek voyeur
OopsDidIDoDat: itty hurry up girl lol
JCP: lol
ittybitty: lol
poparazi: apparently she doesn't agree lol
JCP: oh dawn?
Brattitude: she's tryin to stretch it to 20 dawn
OopsDidIDoDat: lol brat!~
JCP: whats then longest time a voyer can
watch?
OopsDidIDoDat: hahahha
JCP: lol
ittybitty: ur right
Brattitude: till it's over lol
OopsDidIDoDat: jcp until they pass out
lol
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: to shoot ones wad means to?
JCP: or
football starts
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol that too
wyzrdofahhs:
cum
BFDLIKEICARE: until mom pulls down the shade?
Brattitude: or he
finds the remote
OopsDidIDoDat: formal word
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
JCP:
soedn money on a hooker
MysteriousManFl: ejaculate
poparazi: spend all
you have
OopsDidIDoDat: _________________Mf
Brattitude: cum
wyzrdofahhs: ejackulate
OopsDidIDoDat: gj mf and wyz
JCP: squirt?
OopsDidIDoDat: no squirting allowed in rooms
OopsDidIDoDat: our maid is
on vacation
Brattitude: only if it's really good jiffy
JCP: looks at
brattyu could oput a fire out
JCP: lol
Brattitude: lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: lol lol
JCP: more hoseeeeeeeeeeeeee
JCP: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: sends tude a gallon of ring cleaner
OopsDidIDoDat: omg lol
OopsDidIDoDat: Party packs are also called?
JCP: condoms
MysteriousManFl: condoms
Brattitude: rubbers
BFDLIKEICARE: hookers
OopsDidIDoDat: ______________________________gj
MysteriousManFl: orgy?
OopsDidIDoDat: condoms
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: everytime I see braty
now il think of a huge clit smiling
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: this is just
wrong lol
Brattitude: lmao
JCP: her clit smiles?
MysteriousManFl:
just dont flick the nose Dawn
OopsDidIDoDat: hahahhaa
OopsDidIDoDat:
lol!!
BFDLIKEICARE: it laffs too
JCP: does it wink too?
Brattitude:
okay that's it i'm takin my clit and i'm going to bed lol
OopsDidIDoDat: yes
lol
JCP: winks at bratty
JCP: waits?
OopsDidIDoDat: brat we got 3
more
MysteriousManFl: Definition of Relative Humidity?
OopsDidIDoDat: u
can hang out ofr 3 lol
Brattitude: k
BFDLIKEICARE: her clit uses
cellphone and texts when shes sleeping
JCP: lol hnagfout
OopsDidIDoDat:
LOLBFD!!
JCP: lmao
MysteriousManFl: Its the sweat you get on your nuts
when you screwing your cousin
JCP: lol @ hangout
Brattitude: uh huh tom
it's called phone sex duh
OopsDidIDoDat: Monitor Windex IS ?
MysteriousManFl: tastes BAD!
OopsDidIDoDat: think lol
JCP:
scat
Brattitude: cum
OopsDidIDoDat: wheres your monitor lol
OopsDidIDoDat: and why is it wet lol
BFDLIKEICARE: cybersex cleaner
wyzrdofahhs: drool ?
JCP: that's peronal dawn
MysteriousManFl: mines
not wet
Brattitude: yet
Brattitude: computer sex
JCP: wipe m
ymolniter bratty
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: _______il let u have it lol
JCP: ooh
Brattitude: cybersex
OopsDidIDoDat: jerking off at your
computer screen lol
JCP: dawn
JCP: ty
MysteriousManFl: let me have a
wet monitor?
JCP: cmere dawn
OopsDidIDoDat: mf u the man lol
JCP:
lol
MysteriousManFl: eww dawn.. noonew does that!
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Brattitude: daymnit jiffy i told you to put that head back in your pants
OopsDidIDoDat: mf they used too lol
JCP: lmao
Brattitude: buttttttt
no you just kept shakin it
JCP: it needs air
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat:
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate is about? ( gallons)
MysteriousManFl: 500
JCP: 100
Brattitude: 2
BFDLIKEICARE: 2
JCP: 150
OopsDidIDoDat: omg no lower
Brattitude: 1
JCP: 3
BFDLIKEICARE: 4
OopsDidIDoDat: higher
Brattitude: 5
JCP: 12
BFDLIKEICARE: 6
OopsDidIDoDat: lower then 500 lol
MysteriousManFl:
how many people are involved?
OopsDidIDoDat: higher jcp
JCP: 25
JCP:
30
OopsDidIDoDat: 1 MF LOL
JCP: 35
OopsDidIDoDat: lower
JCP: 50
wyzrdofahhs: 20
JCP: 290
MysteriousManFl: 5
BFDLIKEICARE: whats
the avg lifetime?
JCP: 20
Brattitude: 6
Brattitude: 7
Brattitude: 8
JCP: 21
Brattitude: 9
JCP: 22
wyzrdofahhs: 18
OopsDidIDoDat: i feel like im giving dircetions to find the spot lol
JCP: 23
JCP: 24
JCP: 25
JCP: 36
OopsDidIDoDat: lower
JCP: 26
MysteriousManFl: what spot?
Brattitude: 15
JCP: 19
wyzrdofahhs: 17
OopsDidIDoDat: close brat!
JCP: 13
MysteriousManFl: 3
Brattitude: 14
BFDLIKEICARE: to the right
Brattitude: 16
OopsDidIDoDat: any spot lol
Brattitude: 13
JCP:
16
MysteriousManFl: 10
wyzrdofahhs: 14
Brattitude: 12
OopsDidIDoDat: __________14
MysteriousManFl: 9
JCP: wow
MysteriousManFl: that's all?
JCP: im drained
JCP: lol
JCP: from
typing
Brattitude: that's aot of masterbating lol
JCP: lol
BFDLIKEICARE: oy
ittybitty: wb paul
OopsDidIDoDat: 2 left guys
then I need to get going also
poparazi: ty itty
MysteriousManFl: i am
gonna work on the 500 gallon goal.. wonders if i get a license plate for 500
gallons like they do when
you give enough blood
OopsDidIDoDat: next time
il do this for 2 hours :)
JCP: oooooh
OopsDidIDoDat: A sexually arousing
dream which results in involuntary secretions of orgasmic juices while
asleep is?
ittybitty: did u lose connections paul
JCP: me liv ya
long time dawn
poparazi: why do i have a bday cake by my name
ittybitty:
i did
Brattitude: wet dream
BFDLIKEICARE: wb titti wb pop
MysteriousManFl: wet dream
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
JCP: wet dream
ittybitty: ty
OopsDidIDoDat: ___wetd rram
MysteriousManFl: wb itty
OopsDidIDoDat: dream
JCP: lol
ittybitty: ty
JCP: she got
sexcitied
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
poparazi: yeah i did itty
MysteriousManFl: wet Dram? now my memory is wet as well as my monitor?
JCP: dawn"do yuo dream of servers
Brattitude: that's where i screw most
the men that wanna screw me ...in their wildest westtest dreams lol
OopsDidIDoDat: ok last one guys
OopsDidIDoDat: jcp when I sleep which is
rare
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: I dont dream nadda lol
OopsDidIDoDat:
and idont answer texts lol
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: last one :)
MysteriousManFl: shes too busy trying to breat the 3.5 inch clitoris record
Alias-2005: ok here it comes - when mary pushed jesus out of her vagina,
what happened?
dont even ask lol
Devine-Madness: hes broek me room
Devine-Madness: lol
Devine-Madness: omg that was typed like a true redneck lol
Kalani.:
hahaha
Devine-Madness: that was bad lol
poparazi: set go
Kalani: each year...about april...we all want a big ?
from the IRS.....(be nice)
poparazi: refund
swampjr: check
PARADISE_LTLWLF: ________ refund
Poetry_inMotion: thunder storm
poparazi: kiss
OopsDidIDoDat: in april? LOL I want it in janurary
Poetry_inMotion: there are so many options
Poetry_inMotion: I want it
all the time
PSL_WIZ: lollllllllll
swampjr: lol
swampjr: be nice bc
ill be rich
swampjr: lmao
Poetry_inMotion: im always nice
Dizzy: brb
PARADISE_LTLWLF: ok jr has his word
OopsDidIDoDat: can we time JR?
OopsDidIDoDat: and boot him for being late lol
swampjr: lol
PARADISE_LTLWLF: NO
swampjr: this is a green food kinda look likesa tree
swampjr: kids really hate it
OopsDidIDoDat: asparugs
poparazi:
brocoli
OopsDidIDoDat: broocilt
swampjr: wtg pop
PARADISE_LTLWLF:
_______ broccoli
OopsDidIDoDat: my kids love it lol
Kalani: what dawn ?
PSL_WIZ: whats a brooclit?
OopsDidIDoDat: shuddup lol
PARADISE_LTLWLF: mine too
OopsDidIDoDat: omg lol
OopsDidIDoDat: is
that how i spelt it ?
PSL_WIZ: yup
Poetry_inMotion: dawn is thinking
nasty things again
swampjr: yea
OopsDidIDoDat: haaaaaaaaaaaaa
Poetry_inMotion: still
Kalani: and dawn makes the newsletter again
Poetry_inMotion: it was subliminal
swampjr: dawn dont repeat wat u and
wiz do n the bedrom lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: i did not spell it like that U
altered it lol
poparazi: dont want any green broo clit
OopsDidIDoDat:
haaaaaaaaa
dustfinger1290: roflmfao
Poetry_inMotion: no
Poetry_inMotion: you spelled it that way
OopsDidIDoDat: i will not eat
green eggs
OopsDidIDoDat: pop bet u would too lol
PARADISE_TWIST: On the first day of christmas PCO Gave to me ... a 30 day
name for free
PARADISE_TWIST: On the second day of christmas PCO gave to me... 2 Lobby
events and a 30 day name for free
PARADISE_TWIST: On the Third day of christmas PCO gave to me... 3 Spaders
spading 2 Lobby events and a 30 day name for free
PARADISE_TWIST: On the fourth day of christmas PCO gave to me... 4 boxed
names 3 spaders spading 2 Lobby events and a 30 day name for
free
PARADISE_TWIST: On the fifth day of christmas PCO gave to me... 5... Event
Hostssssss!!! 4 Boxed names 3 spaders spading 2 Lobby events and a
30 day name for free
PARADISE_TWIST: On the sixth day of christmas PCO gave to me... 6 SHOUT ATs
from Dawn, 5 Event Hostsssss!!! 4 boxed names 3 spaders
spading 2 lobby events and a 30 day name for free
PARADISE_TWIST: On the seventh day of christmas PCO gave to me... 7 Helpers
helping, 6 shout ats from Dawn, 5 Event Hostsssss!!! 4 boxed
names 3 spaders spading 2 lobby events and a 30 day name for free
PARADISE_TWIST: On the eighth day of christmas PCO gave to me... 8 Trophies
won, 7 helpers helping 6 Shout ats from Dawn 5 Event
Hostssssss!!! 4 boxed names 3 spaders spading 2 lobby events and a 30 day
name for free
PCO_RUDOLF: we have 7 left?
PARADISE_TWIST: LOL Just go along with it ... I couldnt think of anything
better
PARADISE_DRAGON: at least was gonna say call dawn i thinbk he lost it
PCO_RUDOLF: lol
PARADISE_TWIST: Frig the fuzzy mammals
PARADISE_DRAGON: which fuzzy mamamls
PARADISE_TWIST: Well youre a dragon, youre not a mammal so
PARADISE_TWIST: LOL
PARADISE_TWIST: So not you
PARADISE_DRAGON: but i can still bite you
Poetry_inMotion: what about tonight Poe?
cheyenne57: guess me still wet lol
IB4Fun: LOL Cause Chey is prob thinking about snockers lol
PARADISE_DAWN: CHEY TOLD U N EVER SIT NEXT TO SKEE LOL
PARADISE_DAWN: KAL CONTROL THIS ROOM LOL ( i cant lol) LOL
Dizzy: no
Poe
Poetry_inMotion: it's your fault DAWN
Dizzy: lol
PARADISE_DAWN:
HAHAHHAHA
cheyenne57: see you all wet now with me lol
poparazi: all from
snockers
Kalani: ya'll on yoru own
Poetry_inMotion: I was already wet
Kalani: DAWN.....lol
: Dizzy: Let's do Susan {-- Think ill leave that to you Dizzy
OopsDidIDoDat: dizzy page me dammit lol
OopsDidIDoDat:
before we do anal again lol
OopsDidIDoDat: not do
OopsDidIDoDat:
argggggggg
IB4Fun: Oh my gosh! *hides under desk with rubber chicken*
BFDLIKEICARE: o.0?
OopsDidIDoDat: that was just typed wronglol