NewsLetterMarch

As you know, in september, we had a contest for members to submit entries in for possible names of the newspaper. We compiled the list and had a vote for the names of the papers. The winning name was submitted by LTLWLF. Congratulations to LTLWLF for winning the contest.

We do a monthly party for birthdays, if you want to be listed and or send in your pictures

Speaking of Happy Birthdays, we would like to wish Unknown Spades League a very special happy birthday. They will be celebrating with special tournaments October 7th, 8th, and 9th.

We have several fun events throughout the month. This month on Wednesday nights, we have added a new event called Catch Phrase hosted by LTLWLF. Our other events include Taboo, Bowling with Wonder, Buzzword, and event Hangman / Pictionary. Please make sure to keep an eye on the calendar, to know what events are coming up as the calendar changes often.

If you have a suggestion for an event you would like to try, please e-mail ehcaptains@pco-inc.net. We will be glad to sit down with you to discuss and schedule your event on our site. Also, if you are interested in becoming a Paradise Helper or Host, please send us an email to the same email address above.

If you have any news you would like in the November issue of the mad chatter, please email us at Twist@pco-inc.net or Dawn@pco-inc.net Please make sure to include in the subject News.

Our forums have great information on them Please register on the forums and keep up
to date on happenings within PCO :)

If you find any funny chat or bloopers, please submit them to Dawn@pco-inc.net, and they will be taken into consideration for the November edition of the Mad Chatter.

HOST_LTLWLF: im good
HOST_LTLWLF: hi velvet
HOST_LTLWLF: thought I would help hold down the fort lol
codeman25: lol
PARADISE_VELVET: i was hungry
HOST_LTLWLF: especially with Dawn and Kal both having the "Lights are on and no one is home" flu. lol
codeman25: lol

OopsDidIDoDat: yes but she wasnt gonna sing
Alias-2005: howdy paul
INNOCENT_HEART: i have to use my hand to get my nuts to put them in my mouth
OopsDidIDoDat: her hands are being occupied with nuts lol
OopsDidIDoDat: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

if you say so Skee
xNautiAngelx: almost lol
DAWN.: ET Phoned home to this egg shaped metal thingy floating around
xNautiAngelx: gl u2
Poetry_inMotion: I only like happy endedings
Poetry_inMotion: endings
PARADISE_TWIST: glu2
xNautiAngelx: lol Poe!
Alias-2005: i hear ya poe!
Charlie: spaceshit
Poetry_inMotion: but they aren't always meant to be :)
DAWN.: lol!

cardinalsfansk: latin
cardinalsfansk: nj ib
Alias-2005: gj fu
Alias-2005: fun*
PARADISE_DAWN: lol fu?
PARADISE_DAWN: hahhaha
Dizzy: Hebrew
IB4Fun: my my .. cant believe my brain is working tonight lol
PARADISE_DAWN: gj fu 2!

Mr.E: *whew*
PARADISE_DAWN: lol the pole pic?
JCP: cmere dawn and wrap around me
Candy67: lol donnie
ScareCrow: Chuck i got me and dawn on that pole to lol
PARADISE_DAWN: i loved that pic made me look grat lol
MRRebel_Wolf: lmao
PARADISE_DAWN: i wanted her body lol
PARADISE_DAWN: wait thats sounds wrong

IB4Fun: LOL
Alias-2005: lol d
Charlie: psssssssssssstttttttttttttt i'm hot!!!
PARADISE_DAWN: hahh charlie??
Alias-2005: old doors tune, dawn
PARADISE_DAWN: get off the heating pad!

NautiAngelx: yer cut off now Poe... no more for you lol
Alias-2005: i'm working on one
OopsDidIDoDat: lol at buzzing and nope I aint lol
Poetry_inMotion: you need some of this wine
Poetry_inMotion: rofl
xNautiAngelx: passes the bottle to Dawn, and not the one with the spoon :X
Poetry_inMotion: i can't even feel my lips
WIZ: lmao
Alias-2005: lol
Alias-2005: which?
Alias-2005: hushes
xNautiAngelx: :X
Poetry_inMotion: *rolls eyes at toy*
Poetry_inMotion: lol
Poetry_inMotion: ha

MLmysterylady: oooooooooooooooooo guess what
Paperman: is it pink
MLmysterylady: The easter Bunny committed suicide in ma backyard
Paperman: lmao!
MLmysterylady: there is a DEAD bunny in my POOL!!!!!!
MLmysterylady: honest to god...................its really gross!
Paperman: o no hey in good at pool cleaning
MLmysterylady: dang thang must have fallen in on top of the cover and I AINT TOUCHIN no dead
bunny!]

d: hufaaaaaaa Mika JCP: PARADISE_DAWN: he comes when I tel him i had enough lol
texasbabygirl: }{iya Mikala **HUGS**
LTLWLF: Donnie thats cuz I took all the bingos. I win several times at bingo each session
MysticDad: howedy JCP
Mikala: Hugs AMY :)
PARADISE_DAWN: TAP IT ONCE BULL and play....... tap it once easy to get off when done
HisSAVAGEself: lol dawn
Alias-2005: not saying a word!
PARADISE_DAWN: hmmm
PARADISE_DAWN: bob!!
PARADISE_DAWN: shhhh lol
LTLWLF: AMY, CODEY, TIA. BOB, Darkside, Bull, Pommy, George
HisSAVAGEself: yes hun?
ScareCrow: lol WLF i may get one next week lol
PARADISE_DAWN: roy u too! lol

1BadSmurfett: C.mon Lobby... USL 4pm will have to cancel if we don't get more poops.. PLZ PLZ PLZ
1BadSmurfett: *peeps
1BadSmurfett: lol Did I say poops???
1BadSmurfett: roflmao

DAWN.: i did porn movies

Straight Jacket – Coat, Houdini, Arms, Strapped, Insane

Kalani: here on pco we should all get one of these issued to us when we become staff....

PARADISE_DRAG0N: heloooooooooooooooo
PARADISE_DRAG0N: helloooooooooooooooooooooooo
PARADISE_DRAG0N: helloooooooooooooooo
PARADISE_DRAG0N: wow what an echo
PARADISE_DRAG0N: this place has great acoustics
PARADISE_DRAG0N: well since i am here and all alone im gonna do my show stopping world famouse tap dance
PARADISE_DRAG0N: tippy tippy tap tap tippy heel toe heel toe shuffel shuffel tap tap raceing acros on my toes tap
tap tippy tippy tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
PARADISE_DRAG0N: and the crown goes crazyyyyyyyyyyyyy
PARADISE_DRAG0N: thank you thatk you
PARADISE_DRAG0N: i want to thank my fans for sticking by me i didnt it was a man he had his adams apple
removed and told me he was a mute altho he did over backwards for me i should known hahahahahahaha
PARADISE_DRAG0N: bend

HOST_REDBRD: WHAT DID THE U.S SUPREME COURT BAN IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS ON JUNE 25, 1962?

JCP: the ords paryer
iROBERT: prayer
Alias-2005: segregation
HOST_REDBRD: PRAYER -------GJ jeff/robt
Alias-2005: gj jeff
MLmysterylady: (---------------- kneels n prays to her "ord"
JCP: lol
Alias-2005: lmao ellie
iROBERT: i wasnt even born yet and couldnt pray in school
JCP: winks while ur down there ML
HOST_REDBRD: sips a few sips of coffee ...talk a few
Mohawk: ty Ml but not in front of everyone
MLmysterylady: lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo omg
Alias-2005: lol

poparazi: alot of women buzz themselves
xNautiAngelx: lol pop
DAWN.: lol
swampjr: lol lol lol
xNautiAngelx: :X
DAWN.: thats a pleasure buzz
poparazi: nite
Dizzy: I had to go to, that's why it took me so long, eh
xNautiAngelx: never leave home without it :)
PARADISE_WONDER: ready jr?
DAWN.: lol
swampjr: yep
DAWN.: never leave home if u got one lol
xNautiAngelx: gl u2
DAWN.: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dizzy: that's barely a vibration?
swampjr: chainsaw
kariberry: chhain saw
DAWN.: omg im in tears at our spellings
Alias-2005: gj b
Suddenly_Susan: hahah d
swampjr: darn u brat lol
DAWN.: lol lol
Brattitude: lmao
Charlie: dawn?
DAWN.: omg u all suck at typing lol
Charlie: Charlie: chain reaction3.6
DAWN.: chain eraction
Dizzy: now 6.3 now you're talkin' about a whole lotta shakin' goin' on!
DAWN.: lol lol
Suddenly_Susan: DAWN.: chain eraction
DAWN.: lol
Suddenly_Susan: oh my
Kalani: DAWN.: rorocky aoaraxd ........... dawn ?
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha

turtlesr50: 1BadSmurfett: Next time, Janice.. I will snatch that Owl from your
snatch & beat u to death with
him.. roflmao
Didntdoit: newsletter material
turtlesr50: 1BadSmurfett: As Janice's hubby coughs up Owl feathers
the_nite_owl: ur so mean to me what did I do to u
the_nite_owl: lol
1BadSmurfett: lol
1BadSmurfett: You ate my apple dangit
1BadSmurfett: Oh snapp.. That dodn't sound right

PSL1BadSmurfett: Smurfett's carpet is red, Smurfs are blue. Janice
has an owl, stuck in her yahoo. Turtle
waxes her floor, at times she may scoff, while Smurfett makes dinner, and
calls it Beef Strokinoff. WIz is
a-streakin', like a flash of light, even though the visual, is not such a pretty
sight. And then there was Turtle,
she had to add more, by copying and pasting the chat from before. Smurfett
has 7 dwarves stuck in her
mouth, Erubadhriel thinks a hooch is hibachi takeout. ANd then there was
NyteMoves, she's busy as a beaver,
Gettin' all excited at songs by Bob Seger. Yes, all's well in PCO Spades
League, but isn't it a hoot, Kal's sneaky
as hell, as he dips in Dawn's hooch!

Once upon a time in the land called Paradise Queen Dawn said to Kal, My, doesnt Charlie look very dashing today in his purple dress. n did u c

They were on their way to costume party, when the cops stopped them, they were arrested for cross dressing and failing to pick up the dog poop. while in the cop

charlie and jason invited the police to the party.... being they were already dressed in a costume

The cops declined since they were on duty, but did give Princess Jen a few treats.

As the cops were leaving with Charlie & Jason, they received a call on the police radio that a domestic disturbance was in progress at the castle, little did the cops know that Queen

Now when the cops showed up all they found were a bowl of nuts scattered all over the floor and a knife sticking out of Kals foot !

the knife had gone through Kals foot and pinned it to the floor Meanwhile the new Princess Jen was left on the curb with her treat,

Queen Dawn did fail to realize one thing, While Kal was stabbed in the foot, he too had a weapon to retailiate with, He pulled out his Machine gun and began to fire Green bay packers jerseys at Queen Dawn that Janice the shopkeeper sold earlier in the day to him.

the Green bay packers were out dated they didnt work so the machine gun was reloaded w/pitsburg steeler jerseys "SMACK" ... A jersey hit Queen Dawn in the head...covered her face so she couldn't see....and "SPLAT"....Queen Dawn was flat on her back after running into the fountain outside

Meanwhile, Charlie & Jason walked back into the castle, seen Queen Dawn out of comission and Kal running skeered after what he had done, So Charlie said to Jason, Im taking over as King of this kingdom... I am now King Charlies the First!

As the king, Charlies 1st order of business was to change the uniforms of the staff.

Just as King Charlie was about to give the order Princess Jen comes running into the courtyard....see's her Queen lying on the ground and Charlie wearing the crown so.......she runs to Charlie, growls and pees on his leg ! what a 'royal' downer

one of the younger ladies hand started to beep she said excuse me, that's new technology...i have a pager scanner in my hand. So she went off for a few minutes and came back to the conversation. The other young lady hand started to ring....and like the other...she had a cell phone chip in the palm of her hand.

As she was talking, the older lady not knowing about all the new technology excused herself and went to the bathroom. A few minutes later she returned with a string

The penis says "You think you have it bad, when I get big fat and juicy they put me in a bag, throw me in a cave, shut the door and leave me there till I throw up"

Kalani: 1 gasme
DJ_Dragon: shit can u make your colors darker
sunkist: taz lady v has lonnies room up her and rita you want to stop in
dreamcickle01: my hump n shuck my all night long
ittybitty: now goes the boobs
MysteriousManFl: ittys buttfly music
PARADISE_ITTY: lame the boob
Kalani: turky dawn
ittybitty: LET ME TRY THIS THINGY OUT
ittybitty: THIS DAMN THING IS BUSTIN MY NUTS ALL TO
HELL UGHH'
OopsDidIDoDat: PAINT THESE, BLOW them and
Pucker up gives U a ?
Mohawk: *licks ground
ittybitty: i puffed it
ittybitty: its to small
ittybitty: but wut im gettin is gonna be huge
sunkist: well that sex
dreamcickle01: im getin barney off 1 way
another
MysteriousManFl: the ass bomber
HarleyRJ: you mean I have to swallow it ??
Mohawk: think my pp fell off!
MysteriousManFl: i dont mind 2 inches
ittybitty: when we male lobe
lady_sis: yes our anul newletter

Mohawk: *shows his big hairy man boobies
1sweetguy4u: we don't change cocks here
ittybitty: nice dong jim
ittybitty: is it hard
PARADISE_ITTY: his pole was crooked
croire: i pout dick in it
nekked_cowboy: headed there as soon as I finish eating myself
cheyenne57: a week omg need a big bush
pebblesbaby1982: u have ur hands fukk chey
Giggles4_U: I love that dong
OopsDidIDoDat: charlie 6 inches friday
PARADISE_ITTY: bite dj
croire: well im going to go hand a man later lol
poparazi: yeah itty next week we are supposed to get hard again
PARADISE_ITTY: i thought we was doin kal tonight
pommy: fukk backup every month inc backup weekly
robertl2: i suffer from alcoholic shakes...does that cunt?

BaccyDemon: i like to slip into womes underware but only when they are wearing
them
Charlie: thank you for letting me be mice elf

1sweetguy4u: killing me softly with his dong?
1sweetguy4u: *song?

LONNIE: George gives me a hard attack
LONNIE: whoops typo

TEXTING ABBREVIATIONS FOR THE ELDERLY
LMDO: Laughing MyDentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
ROFL CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing, and Can't Get Up
OMG: Ouch, My Groin!
WTF: Wet The Furniture
WTF: What's Today's Fish?
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
senselessacts: u can do anythang to me jus dont touch my pillow

ScareCrow: ScareCrow: 1sweetguy4u: daniel's dong
ScareCrow: lol good news

WIZZ: *whispers to dan kiss my ass
PCO_SANTA: omg i just paged myselflol
Kalani: :x
hugablebear: lol dawn
PCO_SANTA: i wondered why it came back to me

Giggles4_U: Dawn I am opn my lap top now since dragon put his thingy in

Giggles4_U: omg Santa I have to email u the pic of my brother all dicked out in his steelers stuff
Giggles4_U: ackkkkkkkkkkkkkkk DECKED

LTLWLF: i just like playing with balls and hitting something lol

MLmysterylady: whenever I type ram a lam a ding dong it excites me lol

Mikala: I can alread ypicture this happenning
Mikala: me screaming jumping out of shower naked and wet with shower running doors open
flooor getting wet
Devine-Madness: haaaaaaaaaaa
Mikala: It dont look like we gonna get off
Devine-Madness: mik we got 4 mins lol
Devine-Madness: did dnd get off today?
coolgirl-1: my finger slipped
coolgirl-1: i guess i am excited
Mikala: Thanks Jason for trying to get us off
Devine-Madness: haaaaaaaaa
WIZ: jason didnt get us off whose gonna finish?
Devine-Madness: self service now
Devine-Madness: mik wanna?
Mikala: I can try
Devine-Madness: ok lets go we do it fast
evine-Madness: haaaaaaaaaa
WIZZ: lolol
Devine-Madness: was funny lol
Janice696: ummmmmm...not the letter I heard about Dawn roflmao
Devine-Madness: cant say the other stuff in here lol
Janice696: :x
Devine-Madness: LOl janice i was having a ball lol
senselessacts: wait wait

Devine-Madness: letter D found in bedroom lol
Devine-Madness: :X
senselessacts: how come u can be bad ova der
Janice696: I heard all about ur ummmmmm...toy answer Dawn lol
Devine-Madness: in rooms we always badlol
senselessacts: and us not here
WIZZ: yes dawn had a crafty one for things in bedroom that starts with D
senselessacts: lol
Devine-Madness: lobby too lol
Devine-Madness: we do it in a classy kinda way lol
senselessacts: lmaoooooooo
Janice696: and Dawn always tells e1 I am bad...HA...she got all us here in spades beat

MrCoach: why pay for first class when you can ride coach for free
Kalani.: depneds on the first class service tho :x

Nitro: better to keep mouth closed & let peps think u are stupid ! than to open it & prove them right

PARADISE_DRAG0N: IB YOU HAVE A COMPLEMENTRY 2 MOTH PAID NAME
IB4Fun: I do? COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PARADISE_DRAG0N: month
PARADISE_DRAG0N: yep
IB4Fun: I have 2 months to talk my b/f into paying for a year! ROFL
OopsDidIDoDat: dragon givin out moths i see lol

codeman25: mmf what you gonna shave hehe
codeman25: either way im really screwed lmao
codeman25: hopefully its juicy if its a baby one lol
codeman25: is it big and round itty lol
codeman25: Fear come here
codeman25: cause that holes getting a little bit deeper lol

OopsDidIDoDat: ok ready?
PARADISE_WONDER: set
Suddenly_Susan: gl u2
Alias-2005: gl u2
OopsDidIDoDat: wild fuzzy mamals that are tamed, are but in these holding cells, so people can view them
OopsDidIDoDat: put not but
PARADISE_WONDER: rodents
Alias-2005: lmao
PARADISE_WONDER: hahaha
Alias-2005: great clue
OopsDidIDoDat: holding cells
PARADISE_WONDER: guinne pig
OopsDidIDoDat: pay attn!!
PARADISE_WONDER: hampster
OopsDidIDoDat: HOLDING CELLS!!!
Alias-2005: in these holding cells!
Suddenly_Susan: animal jail
Alias-2005: lol
PARADISE_WONDER: rabbit
OopsDidIDoDat: lol lol
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha
OopsDidIDoDat: omggggggggggggg
OopsDidIDoDat: frig the fuzzy mammals
Alias-2005: tff
PARADISE_WONDER: hahahaha
Suddenly_Susan: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
OopsDidIDoDat: put those in
OopsDidIDoDat: square cell
OopsDidIDoDat: with metal things
PARADISE_WONDER: jail
OopsDidIDoDat: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OopsDidIDoDat: JAIL!!!
PARADISE_WONDER: hahahahaha
OopsDidIDoDat: when u ever see fuzzy things in jail!
OopsDidIDoDat: u take the kids
Suddenly_Susan: i know
PARADISE_WONDER: dunno your the one thinking of fuzzy mammals
Alias-2005: i try to stay outta jail, personally
OopsDidIDoDat: dont feed the.................. in the .....................
PARADISE_WONDER: zoo
Suddenly_Susan: hahaha
PARADISE_WONDER: animals
OopsDidIDoDat: cellss!!!
OopsDidIDoDat: charlie?
OopsDidIDoDat: when u go there
OopsDidIDoDat: where are those fuzzy things?
OopsDidIDoDat: bears are in a
PARADISE_WONDER: I work in the south bronx, there are all sorts of fuzzy things
PARADISE_WONDER: cage
OopsDidIDoDat: finally lol

BaccyDemon: lucky i got backspace almost sait hi rot

PARADISE_DRAG0N: if it were a baseball bat i would have to do a fowl move on her i would duck hahahahahaaha
IB4Fun: Nah .. I am 95 yrs old, cant lift a baseball bat...
IB4Fun: I could use a cane tho

Jason: Why stick with a baseball bat... Move up to a Marble Rolling pin
Roger: gm ib4
IB4Fun: MR? ROFL! kariberry: kk well welcome back to poc
IB4Fun: LOL yep your right Jason
kariberry: pco
IB4Fun: Ty
codeman25: poc?
codeman25: lmao
IB4Fun: Hey easy ther GOde Man
kariberry: ok guy i just woke up here
Jason: And cody? Whats wrong with POC? Paradise Online Chat?

Mohawk: when i was a kid they tied a pork chop to my neck so dog would play with
me
Charlie: cyas later...... have bail money and a 1st aid kit handy just in
case

NyteMovez: hey danw
NyteMovez: dawn
Devine-Madness: ?
Poetry_inMotion: your font is growing DAWN
NyteMovez: where did you get head
NyteMovez: your
Devine-Madness: lol where do I get head?
Devine-Madness: thats personal lol
Poetry_inMotion: LOL ACK
NyteMovez: you pumkin head
Devine-Madness: omg lol
Didntdoit: way too easy for me to say a word
PARADISE_TIGER: HAHAHAHAAH
Poetry_inMotion: did NYTE ask where you get head?
Devine-Madness: LOL she did!!
Kalani: oparaduse bt tge dasg biard kugtght
Kalani: wwo..wha's that?
Kalani: paradise by the dash board lights

PARADISE_KARMA: brats bats
PARADISE_KARMA: hell of a girl though
PARADISE_SIS: weeeeeeeeeeeeee
Mohawk: brats a girl?
Mohawk: who woulda guessed
PARADISE_KARMA: we waiting for the test results
Mohawk: lol
PARADISE_KARMA: we give her some stick
PARADISE_KARMA: ok reword that =

Devine-Madness: u got in now but u wont be able too again hang on :)

1sweetguy4u: 1 hot wonder
1sweetguy4u: jeff meat me

OopsDidIDoDat: this is a hard thing can be little or big that u find in the street

PARADISE_KARMA: Are you thinking what I'm thinking that I think that
you're thinking I'm thinking because if you think that I think what I think
I'm thinking then we've got a problem?
PARADISE_KARMA: The human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise
only 1/4 of them would be alive right now.

PARADISE_DAWN: Alias-2005: just here to have bun
PARADISE_DAWN: lol
Dizzy: Evenin' Everyone!
Alias-2005: fun*
PARADISE_DAWN: bun?
MysteriousManFl: if ya gotta wrap it with a pigskin... I think the magnums
might be a little tight of a fit.
KSSL_SUSIE: lol at bun
Alias-2005: lol d
iffy: LOL
PARADISE_DAWN: roys using PCO to get BUNS!
KSSL_SUSIE: lol
Alias-2005: indeed!

JCP: no blind nil dawn
OopsDidIDoDat: haaaaaaaa
Charlie: ready
Poetry_inMotion: * write that down in my PARADISe book*
OopsDidIDoDat: im just having a bad day lol
xNautiAngelx: tissue?
JCP: passes dawn some midol
xNautiAngelx: :)
Poetry_inMotion: ((((((((((((((((((( DAWN))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Alias-2005: nope
Rider_Fan: nope
Poetry_inMotion: MEOW
cardinalsfansk: yikes
Rider_Fan: lol Kal
cardinalsfansk: hahahah
JCP: dawn is clueless kal
xNautiAngelx: RRRrrraaaarrrrrrr
Devlishangel: damien calm ur azz down !!
Charlie: is that dawn? if it is i have troubles
OopsDidIDoDat: on a farm u take this animal and squeeze it and you get white stuff to swallow
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: lol
Rider_Fan: OMG
Alias-2005: lol d
OopsDidIDoDat: well lol
cardinalsfansk: oh lawd d
JCP: lao
Poetry_inMotion: OMG
Rider_Fan: i'm SO nt goin there
xNautiAngelx: what? OMG!!!!!!!!!
Charlie: shakes head
Devlishangel: lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Charlie: HOPING it's a cow
Poetry_inMotion: ROFL
OopsDidIDoDat: well the tabbo words lol
Rider_Fan: lol charlie
JCP: lol
cardinalsfansk: hahahahahaha
PARADISE_TIGER: lol,
OopsDidIDoDat: al i could use lol
PARADISE_TIGER: lol
Devlishangel: tf lmao
OopsDidIDoDat: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
PARADISE_TIGER: COW (MILK, HOLSTEIN, UDDER, DRINK, MOO)............. gj u2...lol
OopsDidIDoDat: couldnt sat drink
Devlishangel: good clue Dawn lol
Alias-2005: g j u 2
OopsDidIDoDat: almost did lol
cardinalsfansk: somebody copy/paste that for newsletter
Rider_Fan: that's newsletter worthy Kal
OopsDidIDoDat: hahahha
cardinalsfansk: hey
Poetry_inMotion: ROFL
cardinalsfansk: get out of my head
Jason: lol that clue could be taboo the way it sounded :x
PARADISE_TIGER: anyone got a bandaid...dame cat drew blood
Charlie: gawd i was hoping it was a cow
JCP: lol
OopsDidIDoDat: hahhahaha
Rider_Fan: lol charlie
Devlishangel: omg lol
xNautiAngelx: explicit is the new name .. taboo is out
xNautiAngelx: :X

Lou_I_Am: we played mini golf too
LADYVIPER: Oh god and Pool
Lou_I_Am: poool
LADYVIPER: man he bears me at pool
LADYVIPER: beats
Lou_I_Am: hehehe
LADYVIPER: and spades
LADYVIPER: Im just not very good at games involving balls
hugablebear: lol

Kalani: she wsa NOT happy she missed it
lady_sis: Hag did you get up on the wrong side of the chair
lady_sis: hugssssssssssssssssssssss micheal
lady_sis: was good to hear you
LADYVIPER: what LOL
LADYVIPER: what i do now
whoknowsat50: me?
lady_sis: you moody today
lady_sis: yes hugs to you who knows
lady_sis: snippy
lady_sis: even
lady_sis: or maybe that the way you come across all the time lol
lady_sis: HAG WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT ME
lady_sis: HUH LV
lady_sis: HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WIZ
LADYVIPER: huh?
lady_sis: dang caps
WIZ: huggggggggggggs sis
lady_sis: see she dumbfounded
LADYVIPER: LMAOOO im lose Rita
LADYVIPER: what i do LMAOOOOO
lady_sis: your loose
lady_sis: shame on you
LADYVIPER: Im loose?
Kalani: hi wiz
WIZ: *perks
LADYVIPER: well that I know
Kalani: thats' ok ladyviper...i been lost for years
WIZ: hi kalani
LADYVIPER: oh shaddup
LADYVIPER: LMAOOOOOO
WIZ: kal ur lost shes loose sis said
lady_sis: lol she is afk
lady_sis: and talking
lady_sis: yep she loose
WIZ: uh huh spying
lady_sis: woman
LADYVIPER: ??????????????????????
LADYVIPER: ROFL
lady_sis: i gotta give you a hard time you missed our shows yesterday lol
LADYVIPER: not all of it
LADYVIPER: just a bit of it
lady_sis: lol i know
LADYVIPER: LOL
lady_sis: a large bit
LADYVIPER: oh well
lady_sis: i think i scared chuck
LADYVIPER: I dont go out often
lady_sis: did ya get that washer fixed yet
lady_sis: helooooooooooooooo hag
lady_sis: hellllllloooooooooooooo even
LADYVIPER: yep
lady_sis: what was it
LADYVIPER: I untied the stabilisers LOL
lady_sis: well didnt pommy aske you about that
LADYVIPER: yep
LADYVIPER: but they are supposed to be done befpre the machine leaves the shop
LADYVIPER: weve never had to do that before
LADYVIPER: I already told pommy he was right
lady_sis: he usually is
LADYVIPER: he o ly knew because he installed one himself recently and found the same deal
LADYVIPER: so he said
lady_sis: im glad you got that fixed
LADYVIPER: yea me too
LADYVIPER: they were all lashed with plastic tapes
lady_sis: hahaha teach ya to look next time lol
LADYVIPER: LOl
LADYVIPER: brb gotta P
lady_sis: hold it
lady_sis: GIGGLES i think im a bit mean today lol
lady_sis: happy birthday tiggeraddict
lady_sis: i think she takin a shower while she in the bathroom must have peed on herself
lady_sis: hate when i do that
lady_sis: lol
lady_sis: she will kill me when she gets back
Kalani: lol
Kalani: she has to catch you first :x
lady_sis: well she takin a long time to go p
lady_sis: hey she might have fallen in
lady_sis: that is gross too
Kalani: can't say that i ever fell in...lol
lady_sis: ive done that a time or two with the boys at home
lady_sis: leaving the lid up
lady_sis: down i go into the water
Kalani: that's cause women don't look first....lol
lady_sis: we cant it urgent to pee especially when ya get older
lady_sis: boys and men should put the seat down
lady_sis: but i was outnumberd
lady_sis: 3 to 1
Kalani: lol
lady_sis: and when your half asleep that water is doubly cold on the tushie
Kalani: LOL
lady_sis: she fell asleep on the toilet
lady_sis: or she in pager with my
Charlie: sorry to say sis... fall in once shame on me
Charlie: fall in twice shame on you pffffffffffffffttttttttttttttt
lady_sis: lol i had boys and bob charlie they never put the seat down
Charlie: hey I have to put it up when i go, only fair woman look
lady_sis: well you should always return it in the proper possition
Charlie: to me up in proper lol
lady_sis: ok i can see this is aloosing battle to have
Charlie: hahahaha
LADYVIPER: oh shaddup the lot of u
Charlie: I told you earlier this week, i'm stubborn
LADYVIPER: u was vaccuuming
lady_sis: did you gall in
LADYVIPER: I was
lady_sis: fall in
LADYVIPER: my house is a tip
LADYVIPER: all i do is music all over
LADYVIPER: beeez
lady_sis: wow took you long time to p
Charlie: for the record.... I didnt time it

PCO_SANTA: What type of canned pie filling is a big seller at Christmastime?
Alias-2005: dnext
SantaScrooge: pumpkin
Alias-2005: punmpoking

iffy: Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can
store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup
and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because
women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not
listening to them.

Charlie: since we do so much trivia... and since i've gained just a few lbs the past few years. This one fits
Charlie: With time, we gain weight
because we accumulate so much information and
wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room,
it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.
So we aren't heavy,
we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my backside in the mirror
I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am
Charlie: works for me